Today, at the age of 17, I had my first kiss with the girl I've liked for over a year. However, it was a stage kiss and the girl has made it clear that she finds me repulsive. FML
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Today, I was making out with some girl at a party and noticed that she wasn't very good at it. I tried to say, "You kiss like a 16 year-old doing it for the first time" but ended up saying, "You kiss like a 16 year-old." Upon saying that, a dozen people turned and looked at me, giving weird looks. FML
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Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML
Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML
Today, I was making out with this hot girl at a party. She was a bad kisser and I meant to say, "It's like you're 16 and don't know how to kiss" but it came out as, "It's like I'm kissing a 16 year-old." The room fell silent and she got off my lap with a disturbed look on her face. FML
Today, I found out that the person I'm seeing is a terrible kisser. I really like them, but it's awful. FML
Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML
Today, I had my first kiss. It would have been great if I wasn't playing spin the bottle as a 23-year-old. FML
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Vennie98 0
what a bitch
JoSmokes 10
I had my first kiss at 17. Who honestly gives a crap?
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Comments (246)
Bearrr93 0
Don't feel bad. My first kiss was a couple of months ago when I was 17 (yes I'm also lame), and the guy was a complete douchebag. So you're not alone.
Nevaeh23 0
really !? I had my first kiss when I was in 5th ! not even just a little kiss on the cheek .. we madeout ! <33
vyben 3
lol thats pretty intense...5th grade?!?!
Complaining 13
That seems like it's foreshadowing something. I hardly knew what the term 'make out' mean until like 6th grade. Even then, no one actually did it.
Complaining 13
Oh no, you didn't get a kiss. Would you rather live without a kiss or live without something like oh, I don't know, a college degree (possibly in acting)?
savannah_keogh 0
Aww :(
matt692009 0
I had sex before I was 17...
XxHITMAN11895xX 3
this is why we call you women BITCHES!!!!
Angi95 3
You women, this was one girl don't stereotype.
fuckyalol 0
17 with first kiss? WTF
fern6996 3
lip virgin
bigboi1004 0
Dude u got Ur first kiss at 17 Thts sad
LacrosseGirl23 3
Its okay. I mean my first real kiss was when i was 14, and it was awkward... Because it was my best guy friend