Today, after showering and moisturising, I turned my fan on to max blast. I got covered in clumps of dust, which I had to take another shower to remove. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I painted an area I had carefully sanded, cleaned, and taped off. I pulled a fan out of the closet to help dry it faster. I turned the fan on, and a million dust particles flew off onto the wet paint. FML
Today, I went to the tanning bed. I laid down in the bed and turned it on and the fan started blowing. There was a terrible smell and I thought it was the person before me. Then I realized it was just the fan blowing my sweaty feet towards my face. FML
Today, I took a shower in a beach house we're renting for the week. Once I get out, I realize the house doesn't supply towels, my entire family was outside in the front yard, my phone was upstairs, and there are no blinds. I stood under a ceiling fan naked for 20 minutes trying to dry off. FML
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I decided to bring down a very old fan from the attic. I plugged it in, and as soon as I turned it on, tiny spiders were blown all over my room. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, I was loudly asked if I'd rubbed poop all over myself this morning. I shower three times a day, brush my teeth for 10 minutes twice a day, and wear copious amounts of antiperspirant. FML
Today, I was getting ready for a date, so to avoid stinky pits, I went to put some deodorant on. However, when I raised my arm to apply it, I almost sliced my hand off when I raised it right into the ceiling fan. FML
Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML
Today, I pulled my clothes out of the dryer and realized I had washed an entire pack of tissues with them. Every single piece of clothing was covered in what looked like tiny snowflakes. I now look like I’ve been rolling around in dandruff. FML
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Top comments
TyrionLannister 17
Interesting technique.
openawhole00 6
and to think, somebody is stealing a 2 month olds piggy bank to get the spa treatment you got for free
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Comments (14)
TyrionLannister 17
Interesting technique.
RichardPencil 32
Sounds like the shit hit the fan ... and then you.
Glowworm56 27
Ooh, you had a dust bath afterwards. I heard those are marvelous if you're a chinchilla.
Glowworm56 27
Ooh, you had a dust bath afterwards. I heard those are marvelous if you're a chinchilla.
bluhbluhbluh 14
Instant mud mask? love it.
PenguinPal3017 19
Shower, moisturize, repeat.
openawhole00 6
and to think, somebody is stealing a 2 month olds piggy bank to get the spa treatment you got for free
weeping_willow 25
At least you didn’t sit down in urine!
Lobby_Bee 18
Those help exfoliate your body.
Davros 12
Sounds like you need to scrub more than just your ass