Today, at the age of 17, I had my first kiss with the girl I've liked for over a year. However, it was a stage kiss and the girl has made it clear that she finds me repulsive. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was making out with some girl at a party and noticed that she wasn't very good at it. I tried to say, "You kiss like a 16 year-old doing it for the first time" but ended up saying, "You kiss like a 16 year-old." Upon saying that, a dozen people turned and looked at me, giving weird looks. FML
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Vennie98 0
what a bitch
JoSmokes 10
I had my first kiss at 17. Who honestly gives a crap?
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Comments (246)
The_Weirdo 10
Your point? My first kiss was a stage kiss as well, I'm sorry she thinks your an idiot, but that's life.
ravensunnyd 0
that sucks
nebula748 14
You probably needed to brush your teeth.
irforever 0
ahh I'm sorry:/
Dontstealmyname 11
OP, ignore that bitch. She probably has issues. You'd surely find somone who loves and cares about you. Now that kiss would mean a thousand words (: It doesn't matter what age you experience your first kiss. It's who you experience it with.
Estelleee_fml 0
**** your life!
redneck14 11
hahahahahaha
killabb23 0
I hate insensitive bitches :(
piie 0
I'm so sorry that sucks. she's a bitch and ur better than she is.
angelgirl765 0
loser