Today, at the age of 17, I had my first kiss with the girl I've liked for over a year. However, it was a stage kiss and the girl has made it clear that she finds me repulsive. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was making out with some girl at a party and noticed that she wasn't very good at it. I tried to say, "You kiss like a 16 year-old doing it for the first time" but ended up saying, "You kiss like a 16 year-old." Upon saying that, a dozen people turned and looked at me, giving weird looks. FML
Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that the guy had been dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
Today, I made out with a guy that I had just met at a party. It was my first kiss. I don't know what's worse, the fact that my first kiss is at the age of 23, or the fact that I saw him making out with a different girl later on in the night. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML
Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML
Today, I was making out with this hot girl at a party. She was a bad kisser and I meant to say, "It's like you're 16 and don't know how to kiss" but it came out as, "It's like I'm kissing a 16 year-old." The room fell silent and she got off my lap with a disturbed look on her face. FML
Today, I found out that the person I'm seeing is a terrible kisser. I really like them, but it's awful. FML
Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML
Today, I had my first kiss. It would have been great if I wasn't playing spin the bottle as a 23-year-old. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Vennie98 0
what a bitch
JoSmokes 10
I had my first kiss at 17. Who honestly gives a crap?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (246)
Angi95 3
Do think like that it will only make things worse. It's no true anyway about any human being people are way to hard on themselves especially you. You have to build of some self confidence and everything will get better. People like people who like themselves. When I say that I don't mean obsessed. What I mean is that people like people with self confidence. Don't worry keep your chin up there is a special girl out there for you.
Miguelx120 0
atleast you got to kiss her lol
NuxX 0
I kissed when I was 10... got laid when I was 12, and seriously... I regret it both :) but no worries, sooner or later you'll kiss the right girl =]
Angi95 3
12 OMG I haven't even kissed anybody then I still thought guys had coodies.
NuxX 0
yeah a bit to young... I know I know ! worst part is, few days after i lost my virginity.. she told my dad about it -.-
Angi95 3
A bit young haha. That's messed up that she told your dad plus that had to be awkward.
mizmasterchief 3
Not the end of the world. We girls can be total bitches. Just shrug it off and try not to take it too personally. She's not worth the effort.
NorfolkDude 2
I assume by "stage kissed" it means that you were together in a play? Let me first say that if a girl truly found you "repulsive" she would never kiss you. She would have hover kissed you and would have insisted upon it had she found you truly repulsive. So with that said, she probably likes you but just tell others that she found you "repulsive" because the kiss is stagged and well she probably got a lot of friends. At 17, high school girls are like that because there are a lot more social pressures. With that said, you should act on it. If a girl was easy with you, she'd be easy with anyone else. The thing is girls got to know when a guy really means he's going to stick around. So by playing hard to get, she's just testing whether or not you truly like her. The worst thing that'll happen here is that she'll slap ya in the face, but that isn't as bad as a lifetime of wondering what could have been.
supralover 5
bicths they come they go Yo
guestxxx 0
Yes, it is correct, but it looks a little odd when you use the word in English and then use the same word in American English in the same comment.
devilbuddy66 5
wait your first kiss or just with the girl
Sammie_101 0
We're the same age and I still haven't had mine...FML
stfuexe 0
who cares about the first kiss, the last kiss is what counts :)