Today, at a music festival, some douche unzipped the back of my skirt, exposing my Ninja Turtle undies to everyone before running off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML
Today, I was out hiking when I needed to go pee. I thought no one was there because it isn't popular so I pulled down my pants. I heard footsteps so I pulled my pants back up and kept walking. There were people behind me, and one of them came up and said, "Hey, your undies are showing." I was wearing hot pink ones. FML
Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML
Today, I was at a wedding and I reluctantly joined the dance floor. As soon as I started dancing, I felt my trousers rip. Trying to save face, I kept dancing, hoping no one would notice. A few minutes later, I realized my silk boxer shorts were completely visible to the entire party. FML
Today, I ran to catch the subway, slipped, and my pants ripped across the back. I got on the train trying to cover the hole, only to realize the train was packed with people staring straight at my underwear though my fingers. To make it worse, my phone started playing loud music and I froze as I considered which situation to fix first. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, after volleyball practice, I noticed my pants were missing. Now I have to go to work wearing spandex bottoms, all because one of my teammates is a thieving douche. FML
Today, I was at a music festival when a group of idiots decided to push over a port-a-loo (portable toilet). I rushed over and tried to hold it up to save the person inside from a very messy and embarrasing scene. Not only did the door open, covering me in excrement, but there was no-one inside. FML
Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML
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Top comments
khorstmye 15
I see london, I see France, I see ninja turtle under pants!!
adamjcurryy 19
What an ass!
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Comments (133)
Welshite 40
Rock those undies, girl! Good will always prevail.
JMichael 26
OP sounds like an awesome person
magickitten 26
This is so not an FML! Cool pants OP!
magickitten 26
Turtle pants are cool, this is not a moment to be embarrassed about..... **** the guy's life, he's made you an FML hero.
ciammmm 11
FML hero because debase sexually harassed? Like, "oh let's breeze on past the sexual assault, and focus on her panties she didn't choose to share."
magickitten 26
My bad! I forgot that this was a police station and not a place where OPs came to share what they considered to be humorous stories with us!
edmunson 22
Say it with me..."humor". Now live it, love it, be fun!
Octwo 16
49, It's not sexual assault if he didn't grope or touch her sexually. It's sexual harassment. The guy is a douche nozzle and deserves to be punished but calm the **** down.
Flyndaran 10
Rude and barely assault, but calling it sexual is a bit offensive to real victims of sexual assault.
llalala_fml 19
Touching someone's ass without consent? Exposing someone's underwear without consent? That is definitely sexual and definitely harassment. It could even be assault (the act of creating apprehension of an imminent harmful or offensive contact with a person).
Naith 14
Well let's hope there wasn't a shitty situation
DarkPandaXD 15
No...just no.
Sandsh8rk 36
This isn't the time or the place to be saying that...heck, there is NEVER a time or place to be saying that on this website.
Willibobs 33
**** you Naith!
fishtitties 12
You guys need to chill. I thought his comment was pretty funny
uglyheadedbitch 20
What a creep. Fyl
adamjcurryy 19
What an ass!
muzy 23
That's what he said.
fortune789 17
Cowabunga dude!
Codezlol 21
Cowabumga?
khorstmye 15
I see london, I see France, I see ninja turtle under pants!!
MrSassypants 34
If you see France, and the Ninja Turtles are involved, I guess that means Ninjas in Paris.
Daelynn_17 19
#33 hahaha love the Kanye and JayZ reference... at least, I think it was lol. either way, good one.
patrickalamo 48
VERY COOL UNDIES, YOU ROCK!!!! I hope you had the time of your life....
jarrettd 27
Wait, original ninja turtles or that junky Michael Bay version?
03stroker03 13
I sure hope not the new ones. They suck
thejokingguy13 12
Kick his ass while humming everybody was Kung fu fighting or the tmnt theme song
hoodiewear365 9
That's ******* amazing, but where did it say it was a guy?
bab3ruthl3ss 16
If they did it & ran off, she might not have had any idea who it was.
thejokingguy13 12
I am assuming because well I don't have a very good reason but it very well could have been a girl
vikky538 29
asses everywhere..