Smeagogole
Villeurbanne, France
Today, I found a friend's gold ring in some grass after a intense 10-minute search in the dark. As well as thanks, I've now got a new nickname. You can now call me Gollum. FML
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christinamarie17 29
I'd take it as a compliment, really. Gollum was a bad ass. Tell your friend to watch out for his finger.
maggiefox 25
If it's going to be like that... Next time, finders keepers.
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Comments (96)
FRED369 13
At least you found it!
sw33tt 14
You wents lookings for it so it's yours faults
CommentKing207 23
One, how is it OP's fault? Two, who taught you grammar.... They didn't do a very good job.
PhantomFollower 20
#30 I do believe they were attempting to speak like Gollum/Smeagol. Watch LotR or The Hobbit for examples.
gallifreyanqueen 10
Yeah it would have worked better if it was your not yours
CommentKing207 23
I don't watch that kinda shit so I wouldn't know, sorry for the inconvenience...
Jakk100 20
"That kind of shit" *triggered*
MDoremis 38
"I don't watch that kind of shit." Rude.
Zoldyck 17
And your life is effed how? :D
christinamarie17 29
I'd take it as a compliment, really. Gollum was a bad ass. Tell your friend to watch out for his finger.
vikky538 29
Good one
pizzas_awesome 18
The friendship is real!
maggiefox 25
If it's going to be like that... Next time, finders keepers.
monsieur_sammy 7
More like finger's keepers.... heh...
christinamarie17 29
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
tomatosz 23
Three rings for the elven kings under the sky, Seven for the dwarf lords in their halls of stone, Nine for the mortal men doomed to die, One for the dark lord on his dark throne In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie.
worldclassrager 41
It's found...and it's precious right?
kittyisbaeornaw 18
Precious!
dantee2005 33
I'm assuming you got the nickname because you didn't want to return it.