Today, my boyfriend complimented me on how he liked my freckles down below. I didn't have the heart to tell him that they were just razor rash. FML
khorstmye
Virginia beach, USA 38 years-old
awkward..
Nanaimo, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
I'm_Not_Interested
Reno, United States 🌶️ Spicy
A tale as old as time
Today, I found out the only reason why a friend of mine even bothered talking to me. He thought that I'd sleep with him if he was nice enough. FML
smellslikeahangover
San Francisco, United States
Today, while waiting for an interview at the career that I've been spending months tailoring my résumé for, I was thrown up on by my only competitor. Guess who got the job. FML