Today, at a music festival, some douche unzipped the back of my skirt, exposing my Ninja Turtle undies to everyone before running off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML
Today, I was out hiking when I needed to go pee. I thought no one was there because it isn't popular so I pulled down my pants. I heard footsteps so I pulled my pants back up and kept walking. There were people behind me, and one of them came up and said, "Hey, your undies are showing." I was wearing hot pink ones. FML
Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML
Today, I was at a wedding and I reluctantly joined the dance floor. As soon as I started dancing, I felt my trousers rip. Trying to save face, I kept dancing, hoping no one would notice. A few minutes later, I realized my silk boxer shorts were completely visible to the entire party. FML
Today, I ran to catch the subway, slipped, and my pants ripped across the back. I got on the train trying to cover the hole, only to realize the train was packed with people staring straight at my underwear though my fingers. To make it worse, my phone started playing loud music and I froze as I considered which situation to fix first. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, after volleyball practice, I noticed my pants were missing. Now I have to go to work wearing spandex bottoms, all because one of my teammates is a thieving douche. FML
Today, I was at a music festival when a group of idiots decided to push over a port-a-loo (portable toilet). I rushed over and tried to hold it up to save the person inside from a very messy and embarrasing scene. Not only did the door open, covering me in excrement, but there was no-one inside. FML
Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML
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Top comments
khorstmye 15
I see london, I see France, I see ninja turtle under pants!!
adamjcurryy 19
What an ass!
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Comments (133)
doodlecloud 27
Well at least you were wearing cool undies. Sorry you had to deal with such a douchebag though, hopefully it didn't ruin the day for you.
goddessa9 12
WORK those undies girlfriend
BlackFire4890 16
least they weren't granny panties...
jwb8711 13
Time to the cheeks bebop and rocksteady.
tranced_ 45
If you're so ashamed of it why would you wear it?
khoov19 20
I can feel your embarrassment but the hotness of your choice outweighs the embarrassment factor...at least from an outsiders perspective
CloClo123_fml 6
I love Ninja Turtles!!!!!!
inolongercare 19
But ninja turtle underwear are awesome
LostInTheZone11 29
If you don't have a boyfriend, that's a good way to get one.
JKPwnage 27
Don't judge him
Pycnogonida 16
I hope that's a joke, man. If somebody feels entitled to harass a stranger you bet I'm gonna judge the hell out of them. They're a shitty person.
bab3ruthl3ss 16
For partially undressing someone in public against their will? I think that's pretty judgeworthy, dude.