Today, I was at work with my dad. He told me the only reason he's letting me work with him over the summer is because I'm a friendless loser, and he didn't want me staying home getting fatter. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking with my father on the phone when I mentioned I wanted to stay at school over the summer and work. He asked if it would be lonely with the campus empty, when I replied that my friends would be working here too. He asked: "What, all two of them?" FML
Today, my dad lied and said he was busy working, all because he didn't want to see me. FML
Today, I found out that I was denied for work study eligibility by my college. I went to my financial advisor to ask why. It wasn't my grades or attendance. Apparently my father makes too much money for me to get a job at the school. My dad was fired 3 months ago and has been out of work since. FML
Today, my boss bragged to a coworker, in front of me, about how much money he saved on a project because he majorly underpays me. My boss is my dad. FML
Today, my boss told me he was going to start taking money out of my pay, because his wife makes us lunch. I work for my dad, and he wants to start charging me because my mom makes me a sandwich. FML
Today, at work, I was told I was a failure. Feeling like crap, I went to my best friend to see if he could make me laugh. He told me that he felt obligated to hang out with me, so he thought that we shouldn't anymore. FML
Today, my dad had a go at me because he thought I was embarrassed by him and that was why I never invited any of my friends over. I was too embarrassed to tell him it's actually because I don't have any friends to invite over. FML
Today, as I was leaving home for my mall kiosk job, my dad asked me where I was off to. When I said I was going to work, he tossed an empty beer bottle to the floor, belched, and said "Bah! Get a REAL job!" He's unemployed and living in my apartment. FML
Today, my father told me I'm a lazy, pathetic waste. I work and have a one-year-old. Apparently, if you're trying to catch up on sleep, you're lazy. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML
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Top comments
Idonebeenhad 17
Your dads really nice
unluckiestperson_fml 14
As long as you're getting paid, you can buy yourself a dog. He'll be your friend.
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Comments (113)
Idonebeenhad 17
Your dads really nice
xlord 27
Lol is your dad the candy man? Cause he seems so good at sugarcoating things
genesisnirvana 11
He also sounds caring
ktateprado 0
Sleep with his wife/girlfriend/hand.
Damn_Hippster 11
He was generally concerned about OP's health and social status, I'd say your father is a good man.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I wouldn't be offended or surprised if this happened to me. Well except for the fact I've an obesity immunity :D good luck with that op, you'll be fine(:
daysgoby902 6
he didn't have to tell him that he thought his son was a sorry piece of shit
coffeygirl12 14
Wow. He seems rlly nice.
koolkat27 13
39- so your telling him to sleep with his mother? wtf
ktateprado 0
^ try to think of it is revenge incest.
ihasbekoala 5
Hate to say this but that's actually two reasons...
gabe2014 0
Ask if it's inherited from him :)
SecretlyEvil9792 22
Maybe you should get a friend.
mike3775 39
Ouch that really sucks to be you. then again, what would you be doing if he didn't get you that job?
xlord 27
HEY!! by now OP could've been a lvl 69 warlock Mage in WoW
iSpasticFantasti 14
#18 -.- Warlock Mage? He would have to be pretty damn fantastic to be two seperate classes on one character. x)
Iamnotmyself 17
-20 Multi classing, when wands arn't enough...
xlord 27
Haha I'm sorry the only games I play are minecraft, battlefield and yes cod.... Didn't know those classes were actually real :D
ktateprado 0
Midgets play WoW so they can feel normal sized and normal sized people play WoW to feel like midgets.
iSpasticFantasti 14
#24 Haha that's cool, I wanna play minecraft. x) And get a new console. @.@ Lol the console being because I was listening to Katamari Damacy music yesterday. OK MR SUNSHINE! :3
SarahMacPhersonn 0
You're rude.
drewgreenan 0
It really sucks when you read this and go wow that's me...,
IamVexatious 0
The truth hurts..
ktateprado 0
The truth is like a foot 5 feet up your ass.
Iamnotmyself 17
-40 Funny thing, that happened when my friends pulled that lottery prank on me. But I showed them, I showed them real good. *twitch*
daysgoby902 6
i'm sure it was your mother who didn't want you staying home all summer
daysgoby902 6
what lottery prank
LordGoober 13
Prob the tickets that ALWAYS say you won $10,000 $50,000 etc.
yomommma 6
You can't handle the truth!
SecretlyEvil9792 22
Probably was the mother. Mine is naggy so I figure other mothers are too.
cowsgomooatyou 8
Well at least he cares about you... I think?
Fx13mz 7
I'm sure you're getting something out of it. Be happy he doesn't leave you at home to rot.
salvorican 24
Aww he really does care :,)
unluckiestperson_fml 14
As long as you're getting paid, you can buy yourself a dog. He'll be your friend.
airforce987 20
Valid reason. Don't be mad at your dad, he's right. Go and meet some friends and exercise.
reallytho3 11
It was a little blunt...
airforce987 20
...and?
MsRandomKatie 0
I don't care how fat you are, you don't tell them they are. It's not like they haven't heard it from some other person before. They know they are. So don't be rude...
airforce987 20
even from your own father? I'd think the only person besides a doctor who could and SHOULD tell you that you are fat is your parents.
ChaoticQuiet 11
I understand that you think that being considerate of other peoples feeling is the only way to go about things, however I think that by telling people their faults (positively), you can make a difference in their life. That is the reason I became a personal trainer, I've seen immense changes, and they didn't happen by "being nice".
bn326160 13
At least your dad cares for you!
nas1997 5
Your gorgeous(:
MyMilkShake2Yard 0
damn ur hot
nas1997 5
(:
airforce987 20
9 - your pic is the jbgallery's hp from 2 days ago. Nice try though, better luck next time :)
Kirashai 9
Well, he means well...