Today, at a music festival, some douche unzipped the back of my skirt, exposing my Ninja Turtle undies to everyone before running off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML
Today, I was out hiking when I needed to go pee. I thought no one was there because it isn't popular so I pulled down my pants. I heard footsteps so I pulled my pants back up and kept walking. There were people behind me, and one of them came up and said, "Hey, your undies are showing." I was wearing hot pink ones. FML
Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML
Today, I was at a wedding and I reluctantly joined the dance floor. As soon as I started dancing, I felt my trousers rip. Trying to save face, I kept dancing, hoping no one would notice. A few minutes later, I realized my silk boxer shorts were completely visible to the entire party. FML
Today, I ran to catch the subway, slipped, and my pants ripped across the back. I got on the train trying to cover the hole, only to realize the train was packed with people staring straight at my underwear though my fingers. To make it worse, my phone started playing loud music and I froze as I considered which situation to fix first. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, after volleyball practice, I noticed my pants were missing. Now I have to go to work wearing spandex bottoms, all because one of my teammates is a thieving douche. FML
Today, I was at a music festival when a group of idiots decided to push over a port-a-loo (portable toilet). I rushed over and tried to hold it up to save the person inside from a very messy and embarrasing scene. Not only did the door open, covering me in excrement, but there was no-one inside. FML
Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML
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Top comments
khorstmye 15
I see london, I see France, I see ninja turtle under pants!!
adamjcurryy 19
What an ass!
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Comments (133)
nreed32 20
Better take those undies to the Shredder!
bab3ruthl3ss 16
... Why?
gabechriswill 19
I understand the reference, but cool cartoon panties can be sexy on a woman.
bab3ruthl3ss 16
Thus my confusion. I have Ninja Turtles & most major heroes. They're rad, never to be Shredded.
gabechriswill 19
bab3 I accidentally down voted you. :
nreed32 20
It's a ninja turtles reference, who doesn't remember the shredder?
bab3ruthl3ss 16
Okay?
jesterinperil 28
Brings a whole new meaning to Turtles in a half shell.
redninja4235 7
Can I see dat ass? ??
bab3ruthl3ss 16
Going to go out on a limb & answer for the OP: No.
WitEluded 13
Jokes on him. I probably would have asked for your number after that
DeviousDreamer 13
So you'd sexually harass a girl, then ask for her number. Real attractive.
bab3ruthl3ss 16
I'm hoping he means he'd ask for her number as a bystander who saw the Ninja Turtles underwear... which I'm not sure is that much better.
llalala_fml 19
How sweet of you, better grab that phone number and pay no attention to the violation and humiliation she feels
Llama_Man2000 26
Wear it with pride!
BlindlyWandering 17
You should have gone all master splinter on his ass!
potato63 10
Ha! Lol that's hilarious
Steve95401 49
At least you didn't go commando that day.
orphankiller07 11
That's badass just let the turtles go free, that's what I do with my tmnt undies
kimg0885 23
I hope there was no ooze to go along with that. Cowabunga dudes.