Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my sister and her friend to the new swimming pool in our area. They wanted to go down one of the slides, so I went up with them. At the top of the stairs, my sister's friend kicked me in the balls and then pulled my trunks off. They pushed me down the slide naked. FML
Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML
Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple of minutes in, I felt a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs, and being told that "everyone wets themselves sometimes." FML
Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML
Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, I went to the park with my friend and we decided to swing. While we were swinging, we decided to jump off backwards. All would have worked out fine if my pants hadn't gotten caught on the metal of the swing, leaving my bare butt exposed. The man who was in the park with his daughter left. FML
Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
Today, I went parasailing for the first time ever. My friends thought it would be funny to pull down my trunks right before my feet left the boat. I dangled there in the air for the whole resort to see. On top of that, I lost my shorts in the ocean. FML
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x805xUnknown 6
Good family structure. It's nice to know Dads these days expose their kids for the world too see.
softballgirl16 0
wow......fyl
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softballgirl16 0
wow......fyl
uhazsquiads 0
lol that sounds fun... not the naked part though O_o
XxDevilxXGt 26
ahaha 100 ft... i bet it was fun though.. if you closed your eyes?
MarkerofMagic 0
hahaha If you have it flail it hs a whole new meaning
tman188 0
cool dad, that sucks though. did u stay at the water park
mesnugglez 0
haha nice
FailVader 0
Well im guessing you're all wet huh?
skroal 7
YDI for being at a water park with your family. While on the 100ft slide, your father decided it would be a great idea to pants you. You slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see.
NuyoRicanGirl 3
LMAO =)
epr 0
Good one.
bwhahaha_fml 10
sooo you didn't wear anything under the pants?
missmurderx 8
30, I would imagine he was wearing swimtrunks. >.<
destinyisdead 5
a long as you're not a fat bitch then that should have been hot.
oboewhore_xD 6
39, it wasn't gay until you said "no ****". ^^
Melaniee_fml 0
that's really creepy that your dad did that.
ravensunnyd 0
that would hurt if you were a boy but be relly funny
lizzilla8297 2
lol
TeeHee124 0
YDI for having a family.
pingpongpenguin 3
what a perv
BuckTeeth_12 0
let me guess. ur dad has a mustashe
srunano 4
Hey at least your ass cheeks didnt get caught on anything when you were gong down the slide...sometimes those slides have small gaps, and with clothes you dont notice but I bet if you went over them bare-ass that it would hurt like a bitch
TheOptimist 0
Agreed with #1. FYL for having a small penis.
howitsdone 0
funny stuff
iTzAeroz 0
lol it would be funny if a hot lifegaurd tried to help op up and he got a boner
That_Guy_Jake_JR 0
Oh it's not normal to go down slides naked? Dammit, I guess I'll have to start wearing a lame ass bathing suit.
kennylou 0
Pics or it didn't happen >> <<
BallinJ 0
ydi for ur dad wanting to see ur private areas. he probably molested u when u were young, too.
yankees4life09 0
skroal, nobody thinks ur funny. ur a ******* loser with no life who thinks he's funny but really isn't. go cut ur wrist somemore u emo bastard and stop posting on fml. that is all
kennylou 0
lolumad 97?
BallinJ 0
yea 97 seems mad. and the yankees are douchebags.
That_Guy_Jake_JR 0
UMAD?!
kennylou 0
Maybe someone would agree with you 97 if you learned to spell "you". *Puts on grammer Nazi hat*
That_Guy_Jake_JR 0
It's spelled grammar! *Puts on English teacher hat*
kennylou 0
:( Got me there.
skroal 7
101 - Lol, the Yankees are douchebags.
nyrangers1022 6
least u wont get that hardcore wedgie, lmao
TheHappyOne_Px 0
skroal(: i love your posts
JuliaM1000 10
UR DADS AN ASS!!!
_Vamp_ 9
Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, looking like a fool cause ya daddy pulled em' down :D
MrSassypants 34
how did you bathing suit come all the way off? once he pantsd you did you jump put of ur trunks around ur ankles? anyways hopefully you were in one with a cover tube thing around it. just stay at the end where the water is if it happens next time. l say next time cuz clearly op isn't still in the water.
MrSassypants 34
of 126 loves skroals post how is 97 right?
Kyto7884 0
23- you're not funny at all. get a life.
BallinJ 0
yeah if he pants u, how did they go all the way off and why did go ahead and slide down anyways?
swimmerstud 7
it's either he was going down head first or after his dad pants him his dad pushed him down.....we will never know
MrSassypants 34
133- it said he slipped but the trunks what happened to them. did his dad take em off his ankles and just throw em and tyring to retrieve them op slipped to the bottom? well if op gets on here he'll clear it up!
SacOmonkeyNuts 0
scoal sucks these monkey nuts
yankees4life09 0
I love people who think they're cool bitching at people who don't spell correct cause I just don't give a ****! I'm on my iPod so I'm not going to bother with typos. and I'm not stupid, I have a master's in buisnes and srry I love baseball my whole life and the Yankees have been my team since the 80's so **** off. just cause I dnt spend all day on here comenting and arguing and posting dome comments like skroal. we get the fml we don't need u to retype it u ******* loser! get a ******* life!
christa953 12
is your dad 10?
jennniferlea 4
skroal's my hero.
srunano 4
LMAO..."posting dome comments".....comments about head ahaha
luckymay 0
YDI for writing this on FML :)
Trollz4daLULZ 2
#141, I won't even bother with the rest of your errors, as they are so many. However, if you really have a master's degree in business, I'd like to think you could at least spell your field of expertise correctly.
Brittney_E 0
63 made me lol(: favorited :D
potterwatch 0
23- I love how you do that to every FML
PizzaGuy11 0
pics or it didnt happeb
TwoStrikeBadAss 0
35 You are way to ******* blind to what you think is HOT asshole, One girls trash is another girls treasure grow the **** up
liljeron 0
100ft o slide mark :)
oarisimo 4
35 obviously it wasn't a girl because if it WAS then just pulling down the bottoms wouldn't make her naked, she'd have a top on still. common sense.
oarisimo 4
I meant 39 too
henry3825 0
151 Wins.
imthatguythatdid 0
thk you at least someone agrees with me tht some ppl are morons and give the most stupidest reasons do have a YDI
endawmyke 0
I hope op's dad dies
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
52: It would hurt for a girl, too. And maybe cause an infection. 141: If you really DGAF, why bother announcing that you have a Master's? Why bother replying at all?
thatisjank 0
23 you're not funny.
fmylife82 0
and then I **** in my...ermmm on the slide. I'm perfectly normal but there's something wrong with my dad an there's gonna need to be a clean up at 25 ft!!! haha I'm sorry OP. ps wat does op stand for?
theOriginalBAM 0
Comment Moderated.
avenged7xforever 0
op boy or girl? if a boy, then I know from exprience that hurts your testicles very badly
jefines18 0
fyl
puppytaco64 8
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sirsquab 12
I can't see this SKroal guy's posts, just the one guy raging at them, followed by a dozen guys saying his posts are awesome, followed by the same guy raging more.
Jesskidding 0
that sucks
azreal_13 0
is the op male or female?? it doesn't say on mah iPhone
lalalaloveit 0
FYL, I moderated this by the way (:
twinny_sc 13
Wow so did hundreds of other people! :o
swimmerstud 7
what type of dogs are they?
x805xUnknown 6
Good family structure. It's nice to know Dads these days expose their kids for the world too see.
adoraaaa_fml 0
good times?
Boooosh 0
He pants you? So he put some pants on you ... What's so bad about that??
mandypandy11 0
you're dumb..
idongeyo 0
it means he pulled down his pants
danceforlife1999 0
ok that means he pulled their pants down.
cloudpuncher 0
hahaha sucksssss
XXXL87 0
I dont think this is an FML, embarrassing for sure, but not something to " **** your life" maybe a "**** my day" OP, your dad is a ****** genius! comical genius! , slightly immature but totally great timing. :) i lol'd at this
MrSassypants 34
fml aren't really **** my lifes. even though people say that millions of times... and it could ruined op's life if some1 took pics and posted them on the Internet
twinny_sc 13
He does sound like a cool guy huh?
smazzone 0
Haaaaa thats great I wanna giv ur dad a hi 5
Midget9 0
This sentence is a grammar abomination! I can not even begin to correct it without gagging. In the future, Please type properly from now on and save the world from one of the world's many grammar issues.
benjiadc123 0
Grammar NAZI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EwahWeeWah 21
*Holds spear to my head* *puts it back down* Maybe some other day... Who understands the reference?