Today, at a music festival, some douche unzipped the back of my skirt, exposing my Ninja Turtle undies to everyone before running off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML
Today, I was out hiking when I needed to go pee. I thought no one was there because it isn't popular so I pulled down my pants. I heard footsteps so I pulled my pants back up and kept walking. There were people behind me, and one of them came up and said, "Hey, your undies are showing." I was wearing hot pink ones. FML
Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML
Today, I was at a wedding and I reluctantly joined the dance floor. As soon as I started dancing, I felt my trousers rip. Trying to save face, I kept dancing, hoping no one would notice. A few minutes later, I realized my silk boxer shorts were completely visible to the entire party. FML
Today, I ran to catch the subway, slipped, and my pants ripped across the back. I got on the train trying to cover the hole, only to realize the train was packed with people staring straight at my underwear though my fingers. To make it worse, my phone started playing loud music and I froze as I considered which situation to fix first. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, after volleyball practice, I noticed my pants were missing. Now I have to go to work wearing spandex bottoms, all because one of my teammates is a thieving douche. FML
Today, I was at a music festival when a group of idiots decided to push over a port-a-loo (portable toilet). I rushed over and tried to hold it up to save the person inside from a very messy and embarrasing scene. Not only did the door open, covering me in excrement, but there was no-one inside. FML
Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML
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Top comments
khorstmye 15
I see london, I see France, I see ninja turtle under pants!!
adamjcurryy 19
What an ass!
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Comments (133)
N3766 20
Now you know people from this community would love to have a person like you to be a girlfriend...
WATERMALONE 15
ya know what OP, you got cool undies and a good story to tell!
katina1236 20
So rock them, be like oh yeah I'm cool enough to pull this off.
Pycnogonida 16
K. Folks. Your love of ninja turtle underwear - however cool they may be- doesn't override her right to not have her underwear shown to the whole damn world if she doesn't want them to be. -.-
bab3ruthl3ss 16
Word.
Kaalschneid 21
at a metal show, you end up in the center of a wall of death for that disrespect towards women. and then we beat him
Flyndaran 10
Yep violent mob lynchings are always the right way to deal with minor assaults.
middleagednurse 22
No shame. Ninja turtle undies are cool!
pinque 19
Are you 12 ?
pinque 19
Frankly I think that's funny
bab3ruthl3ss 16
Sexual harassment is hilarious.
kbug95 12
I'm sure no one thought it was embarrassing. Most dudes probably thought it was really cute! Sorry that guy was an ass, but hey. At least your undies are cute.
Mooglefox 24
Be proud! Show those undies with pride as a TMNT fan!