Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after volleyball practice, I noticed my pants were missing. Now I have to go to work wearing spandex bottoms, all because one of my teammates is a thieving douche. FML
Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, I was lifting weights at the gym and felt proud of myself for pushing through a tough set. Then, I looked down and noticed my shorts had ripped right along the seam. Based on their disgusted faces, everyone behind me got an unwelcome show. FML
Today, I was at basketball practice and my coach asked me how my knee was. When I lifted my pants to show him, my cheetah print thong that had been stuck inside the pants from the dryer flew out to the ground. FML
Today, I was playing football for my school. I had the ball and was running down the sideline. The guy behind pulled my flag off along with my shorts and boxers. I dove to try to escape and I happened to land on the hottest girl in the class who was on the sideline. I had no pants on. FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML
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Bamfy 0
oooh I'd stare too
PsychoMerk 0
points for creative distraction? /:D
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Comments (115)
strawhat 2
hahaha!
chocolateperson1 0
did i just read a facepalm moment? lol
Melkezidech 0
At which point the ref had to get "supervise" the bathroom with some "ball grease" and paper towels?
thor89 0
That might be hot unlesssss You put you're screen name is volleyballgirl but you're really a nasty old bald fat lo5er who wears tongs for boNer pleaser Hey just saying O_o
TehFuzzyOne 0
I agree with ^this.
Bewitched_fml 0
besides that, us girls who play v-ball are usually fit, thanks to having to jump to block a ball over a 7ft net
ravensunnyd 0
the nets 7ft I didn't no that :) it's a good thing im 6ft and only 13 and still growing
cucuto89 0
Pics or it didn't have
demon1k 0
LET ME SEE THAT THO-O-ONG! Baby! That thong tha thong thong thong. =D
hootersgirl 0
haha.
RuralNinja 0
I reply to the first post just to get my comment at the top.
nickperry21 4
#82- try playin on a guys net. they r talkin about raising it to 9ft. I'm only 5'9 and I'm a right side hitter. sucks, but I'll manage. haha
Xuphra 0
Watch how everyone reply to the first comment just so theyr comment will Get further up. Everybody, incliding me :3 @101 Win.
sweetcheeks22 0
ooh. take it off, take it off babe. lol
s0lared 0
Aw stop whining, i've seen short guys block twice as high as i can and i'm 6 ft.
LemonMan 0
And then you made a porno?
JohnyF 0
I wish I could see you baby YEAH!
garrettgoshorn 0
us lacrosse players are also usually fit. very fit, I hate volleyball it's a weak sport of jumping and hitting a ball. big whoop. play a real sport and lay some motherfuckers out!
tarheels1895 0
you try getting a ball thats being slammed down five feet infront of you to your setter, and then jumping and slamming it back, then tell me that volleyball is a weak sport.
edwinadi 0
yay i thought i was the only tall 13 year old well i just turned 14 still growing 2 :))
rixietrixie 25
So many people assume that by putting "lol" at the end of phrase, the vulgar context of said phrase is disregarded, meaning they can say anything...don't rely on assumptions
ilovepewdie 5
I facepalmed just reading it.
Narelon 12
Eh. Rugby's better.
Bamfy 0
oooh I'd stare too
jimmychunk 0
God damn! That must have been a sexy ass sight!!!
bbuba 0
pics or it didn't happen
HelloiamBatman 0
who would have pics of that? llike seriously., /:
cam007_fml 0
@128, that's the first thing I would do.
iampjman 0
yummy sounds súper sexy
garuru 4
oh that was you damn those pics i got are hot
FYLDeep 26
if she's hot then fhl. if she's ugly than **** everyone's life.
c0nfuzzled 0
win^
blackcats31 0
this is exactly why I keep my spandex on all day before a game. lol
_swimcutie_ 0
Yeahhh..same..I mean OP couldve avoided that.
MF12 0
I actually sleep in my spandex and jersey and stuff before the day of a game
TheBreaKer_fml 0
dang #4 youre hella cute^^
treesdevin 0
I know right imagine her in her spandex ahaa
christian50 0
haha that's hilarious!
djarash 0
where do you play?
zache47 0
hey sexy what's up
iankennedy17 0
hey #4 i dig you.
PunxsatownyPhil 0
I want pics of all of these instances or none of them happened.
Jared900DUmpling 30
I usually wear an entire spandex morphsuit the whole week of the game. Shit... I dont even play sports
PsychoMerk 0
points for creative distraction? /:D
Fedor_is_KING 0
LOL that's what I thought #5! It's all part of the plan, the "Distract with ass". What a team player.
facingforeverr 0
be glad you were wearing any panties at all. one time i was in the locker room changing for gym class nd i forgot tht i wasnt wearing any panties...then i got 3 days ALC. and i was in the ******* LOCKER ROOM.
Elamdri 0
Why weren't you wearing underwear? There's just really no excuse ever to not wear underwear...
penizulaface 0
... i like not wearing underwear sometimes. as being female, its perfectly acceptable and sexah.
RJB 0
Don't breed ever.
Sabre300 0
Haha, little prudes know nothing about going commando :D
facingforeverr 0
personally i see nothing wrong with it. why its a bad thing to not wear underwear? somebody please explain
EricJ 3
What is "ALC"?
alexxss_fml 10
7 cool story bro
jonesy974 5
Girls in thongs and going commando is hot!
sophsoph97 8
166- Detention:)
KurouTenshi 0
oh nice! that's the kind if sexy mishap I wish I could see more of in Hyrule ;)
roflcopterzawayy 0
fag
KurouTenshi 0
a cigarette? where?! :o I thought I smoked my last one a minute ago... hope it's menthol :"3
bebz_fml 0
no. not funny.
GeneralCha 3
I actually found his response to the insult rather amusing
BroSkii69 8
Dude you're just weird...kill yourself
XxCoolPersonxX 0
hahah funny funny. Didn't you feel the breeze when you took your pants off though?? haha
texas_justice 0
...wow, what if girls played volleyball in skimpy outfits. say... bra and panties, no... bikinis, damn that would be great! hey, what about outside? outside in the sun, in bikinis! I know, I know, the BEACH! life would be so sweet if only...
facingforeverr 0
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ppl do tht. its called beach volleyball:) anyone wanna play with mee??
daaaniel 0
lmao
lezzyluver 0
I'll play!!!!
MrsUchiha 0
Mmm sexy