Today, as a romantic gesture, my boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, two of my girlfriends and I went to a bar. The only action any of us got was a 50 year-old man who came up and handed us, "An origami vagina for the pretty ladies." FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with origami roses, as I am highly allergic to real ones. Her response? To scream at me and slam the door in my face. FML
Recognize this?
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Intricate design
Today, my boyfriend proposed. He gave me a really unique ring that I absolutely loved… at first. When I showed it off to my friends, one of them laughed so hard that she started crying, and said it looks just like a vagina. She's right, and now I can't unsee it. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML
Today, I was explaining the inner parts of a vagina and how they work. To my boyfriend. FML
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eeppiicc 8
That's impressive paper folding
mylifesucks_fml 1
You should gift him an origami penis and tell him to shove it
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Comments (167)
iamsolid 11
It may be a sign??
elletex 8
Care to explain that one?
BubbleGrunge 18
You should now gift him a real ******.
gemsweater 4
I would love to get one from my bf :) niiice is all I can say! It proves he is artistic and are aware of the anatomy of the vayaya. He will give you loads of pleasure :P
5t3ff1k4h 47
Vayaya? Really? It's a "******".
Shrike 24
I think she meant to say "vajayjay" but the problem with that is that it still sounds incredibly moronic.
YourMoms_BF 2
At lease he is talented.
SkoomaKi 28
Give him an origami penis, then everyone is happy. Sort of.
philbelfrage 13
Well now I'm going to have to look up an origami ****** guide on YouTube.
Epsilonyx 15
*whispers* "He went to Jared!"
xGolfWangx 5
Www.match.com
baseballgirl25 6
Be happy he made some kind of gesture.
perdix 31
Thank him for the thought, but then ask sweetly, if he'd mind taking the origami ****** back and exchange it, because you'd prefer an orgasmic one.