Anonymous
Cork, Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, as a romantic gesture, my boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ailat0107
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, two of my girlfriends and I went to a bar. The only action any of us got was a 50 year-old man who came up and handed us, "An origami vagina for the pretty ladies." FML
AllergicToRosesAndSingle
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with origami roses, as I am highly allergic to real ones. Her response? To scream at me and slam the door in my face. FML
Anonymous
Rock Island, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Recognize this?
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Anonymous
Rockford, United States
Intricate design
Today, my boyfriend proposed. He gave me a really unique ring that I absolutely loved… at first. When I showed it off to my friends, one of them laughed so hard that she started crying, and said it looks just like a vagina. She's right, and now I can't unsee it. FML
Anonymous
Aston, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
juliette
Tucson, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML
Anonymous
Corner Brook, Canada
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
stopinthenameoflove
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML
reallyman__639
United States
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was explaining the inner parts of a vagina and how they work. To my boyfriend. FML
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eeppiicc 8
That's impressive paper folding
mylifesucks_fml 1
You should gift him an origami penis and tell him to shove it
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Comments (167)
Shadomasta 5
Did he make it himself? If so, he's got himself a good set of fingers. Ifyouknowwhatimean.png
Enslaved 38
Did it look like a hat? A very nice hat?
starflyer59 17
no. it looked like a ******.. that's what I READ anyway.
missalkali 8
ok people, it's a reference to an old FML. stop fighting over it. thank you
couturedoll 7
Very romanatic.
Linkerdoodles 15
Romanatic... Is it wrong that I pictured a stereotypical roman guy in his skirt thing, helmet and whatnot after reading that typo?
MindFreakazoid 10
124- Rory Williams is very Romanatic
bmkc4 1
At least he gave you something
CatieMac 0
you're a girl, you've already got a ******. why do you need a paper one? lol
JoeRogansBEARD 15
She shall call it her mini me
ALpein 0
Why not? She'll be a hit at parties!
perdix 31
All those complicated folds and flaps astound and confuse me. I can't imagine trying to make one out of paper!
Enslaved 38
Wait until you google what it looks like. It's art, that's for sure.(:
perdix 31
#55, OK, but I'll have to wait until Monday to look it up on my work computer. It has a high-end graphics card. I'm so excited -- what could go wrong?
Marteeny23 19
73- a paper cut?
perdix 31
#111, in the office.
Ray_of_midnight 23
Lucky you, working somewhere that GIS'ing "origami ******" won't get you a stern talking-to.
Brent1221 0
Nice!!!!!
UnionsSuck 5
Awwww that's very sweet :)
Vette_girL1980 5
Well when he tries to hook up with you later give him the paper vajayjay. If it was good enough for you, it should be a good gift for him. Hopefully he doesn't get a paper cut!
mariah_victoria 0
It's simple to type "******". It's not "vajayjay". God damn.-______-
Forlorn420 9
It's simple to shut the **** up too if you have a problem with it
bmkc4 1
104 what's the big deal about "vajayjay"? Besides you shouldn't take the lords name in vein
mvems 13
"here baby, this gift represents my favorite things about you"