Today, I was explaining the inner parts of a vagina and how they work. To my boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
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Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Bad women's anatomy
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Imagery
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Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML
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ElDuque_fml 0
The best way to learn is hands on.
longbottle 9
You're a good girlfriend for bothering to do so. I'm 26, and my knowledge of female anatomy is still pretty vague.
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Comments (78)
ElDuque_fml 0
The best way to learn is hands on.
torchestogether 0
+1 Sounds like a hot lesson to me!
omgpewpewlazersp 0
or hands in, in this case
LinkinParkPlaya 0
Haha, so true!
klx125cross 9
Nice!
saimaali 0
Woa. First. This isn't exciting at all. Sigh.
saimaali 0
Never mind. Next time maybe. Lol. And there's nothing wrong with explaining that stuff to your bf.
fafa123_fml 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
yes there is
time4coffee 3
Actually it's a plus, you get to teach what you like and also he's not getting his lessons from someone else.
marc_with_a_c 3
yeah.. I don't see how it's bad.. at least he wants to know how it works, instead of doing anything without knowing what to do right. and as pointed out, she can tell him what she likes and all that
XtommyschickX 0
haha wow someone needs to go back to sex ed.
longbottle 9
You're a good girlfriend for bothering to do so. I'm 26, and my knowledge of female anatomy is still pretty vague.
samtlr92 0
For reals man? Is it coz you dont want to know any anatomy ad physiology or it grosses you out?
Gabrielo_fml 6
Nice
Erranty 0
I know all to much about ******'s. They no longer visually fascinate me. Only faces can do that now.
YankfanZZTop22 0
hahahahahahahaha lol
paulinec213 3
well aren't u a stud
bizznatch98 0
Hahaha
Chickmechanic69 0
big deal you told you're boyfriend about your uterus. This is not an fml.
trumpet27 1
Well, actually it was the ****** she had to explain (not the uterus), but other than that, agreed. Htf is this an FML?!?!??!?!?!?! I swear there is something wrong with the moderation process.
GreenRupee 0
Yeah, and? Many young men nowadays don't know how that work, and if he's new to the whole sex thing too you actually should teach him how it works so you can have fun in bed too. If noone teaches them how it works you girls would fight for the last remaining men who're good in bed. If he's not that young anymore it's a bit embarrassing, but the future will have way more 30+ year old virgins lol
Chickmechanic69 0
Well put :p
transcedental 18
That's not an fml ^^ my boyfriend explained me the parts of a penis, AND a ****** and how they work, too. It was quite fun, since I am a girl ;D Nothing embarrassing about that.. since you too are together ;P
transcedental 18
snap, I meant "you two are together"
BikerMike 0
I always thought that vaginas worked on the money principle: The more money you have the better chance that you would get into one.
cdogbeastman 0
The better chanse u get aids dum shit
trumpet27 1
No. Sometimes people just really love each other and they just decide to create a child. Not everything is about money.
zargon 1
I fail to see the FML here. He's probably new to this game, based off of the information given, but it just might be that he's bad in bed. Either way, he's obviously willing to learn, which means you get to teach him _exactly_ what you like. This is _very_good_ for you.