Today, as a romantic gesture, my boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, two of my girlfriends and I went to a bar. The only action any of us got was a 50 year-old man who came up and handed us, "An origami vagina for the pretty ladies." FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with origami roses, as I am highly allergic to real ones. Her response? To scream at me and slam the door in my face. FML
Recognize this?
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Intricate design
Today, my boyfriend proposed. He gave me a really unique ring that I absolutely loved… at first. When I showed it off to my friends, one of them laughed so hard that she started crying, and said it looks just like a vagina. She's right, and now I can't unsee it. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML
Today, I was explaining the inner parts of a vagina and how they work. To my boyfriend. FML
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eeppiicc 8
That's impressive paper folding
mylifesucks_fml 1
You should gift him an origami penis and tell him to shove it
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Comments (167)
Kitsi 14
Ironically, in my estimation this gift could have two diametrically opposite meanings. One it could be an elegantly vulgar materialization of his objectification and expectations of you. Two is he's honoring the sacred, archetypal, creative feminine in you in art. I don't know him so I can't say
Mariaapoo 1
How uncomfortably romantic (:
StrangeDuckling 9
I actually think that's kind of cute and funny! Lol I would laugh so hard if my boyfriend did that! ...If I had a boyfriend... Forever...Alone. LOL!
melrose90210 10
That is some ******* talent.
aimee910 11
That's actually pretty cool. I'd be stoked to receive that.
LuckyLynx7732 5
Perhaps if you let him see a real ****** he'll stop giving you paper ones.
Calyx_fml 22
Your boyfriend rules!
rammy125 4
Did he put his penis in it after?
Lucious306 7
Should've made and origami penis to compliment it...
iFizzgig 11
That is so badass