Anonymous
Cork, Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, as a romantic gesture, my boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ailat0107
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, two of my girlfriends and I went to a bar. The only action any of us got was a 50 year-old man who came up and handed us, "An origami vagina for the pretty ladies." FML
AllergicToRosesAndSingle
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with origami roses, as I am highly allergic to real ones. Her response? To scream at me and slam the door in my face. FML
Anonymous
Rock Island, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Recognize this?
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Anonymous
Rockford, United States
Intricate design
Today, my boyfriend proposed. He gave me a really unique ring that I absolutely loved… at first. When I showed it off to my friends, one of them laughed so hard that she started crying, and said it looks just like a vagina. She's right, and now I can't unsee it. FML
Anonymous
Aston, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
juliette
Tucson, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML
Anonymous
Corner Brook, Canada
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
stopinthenameoflove
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML
reallyman__639
United States
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was explaining the inner parts of a vagina and how they work. To my boyfriend. FML
Top comments
eeppiicc 8
That's impressive paper folding
mylifesucks_fml 1
You should gift him an origami penis and tell him to shove it
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Comments (167)
Moobug 4
What? I'd love it if my husband gave me an origami ****** - those things take time and effort! Not to mention a sense of humour...
p_syko 5
At least he gave you something you can treasure forever and not something boring like flowers! I never understood the concept of giving someone a plant that is going to die in about a week as a representation of their love. A paper ****** is forever!
ciumegu 6
Throw some red dye on it say not happening
Alliente 9
Oh, he's a keeper, op...
Zangetsu67 5
Don't get a paper cut
Alliente 9
I applaud your girlfriend, because so many people say "I love you." and don't mean it. Maybe she's just not ready, OP.
Alliente 9
Dismiss this comment, wrong FML.
monkeygirl21 2
Well that's creative, at least you got a gift but FYL
alychick 5
At least you got something!
isaiahyoung99 2
How do u even do that??
darknamine 9
He must be great with his hands ;)