Today, as a romantic gesture, my boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, two of my girlfriends and I went to a bar. The only action any of us got was a 50 year-old man who came up and handed us, "An origami vagina for the pretty ladies." FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with origami roses, as I am highly allergic to real ones. Her response? To scream at me and slam the door in my face. FML
Recognize this?
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Intricate design
Today, my boyfriend proposed. He gave me a really unique ring that I absolutely loved… at first. When I showed it off to my friends, one of them laughed so hard that she started crying, and said it looks just like a vagina. She's right, and now I can't unsee it. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML
Today, I was explaining the inner parts of a vagina and how they work. To my boyfriend. FML
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eeppiicc 8
That's impressive paper folding
mylifesucks_fml 1
You should gift him an origami penis and tell him to shove it
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Comments (167)
Unbweavable 17
Unless you also like regular ****** I don't get it.
apollo16 6
Well it's the thought that counts :)
CoriBaby 5
he sounds like a cool fun boyfriend :)
beddington 7
Threesome??
honeytrixx 0
That's awesome!!!! And some talent
woeisme134 0
I pray to God that he folded it right. paper cuts keep getting more painful:-(
juicyrucy 0
I have to say... That's impressive!!!
TheIchiban 11
Well gift him an origami penis.
Lizzle_Kitten 1
That sounds like an epic present.
missyfiona89 28
Draw a purple pink on his forehead with permanent marker(: