TicketMePink
United States
Today, an officer ticketed me for texting while driving. Apparently, getting dumped costs $180. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
United States
Bad timing
Today, I got fired because I abruptly hung up on my boss while being pulled over for talking in a hands free zone. I also got a $300 fine. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was pissed that I got a £60 parking ticket so rang my friend to rant about it. I then got pulled over by the cops for using my phone, and was fined £120. FML
lance
Australia
Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML
rammedbehind
United States
Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML
MomStayOutOfTheCar
United States
Today, I got a ticket for "suspicious driving" because my total shit of a mother kept tugging on the wheel to annoy me, and I still had to pay it. FML
anon
Washougal, United States
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
really_now
Reno, United States
Reverse Uno card
Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML
jam
Australia
Today, I received a parking fine for $147. My car isn't even worth that much. FML
Sarah-D
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
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hellnosucka 27
just because it's a breakup text doesn't mean it's a freebie.
hekinokuroihi 20
I mean, either way you shouldn't have been texting.
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Comments (113)
BadKitty13 28
Y D I
thebrainiac 9
Don't text and drive. It's really ******* dangerous
Spagetiokillers 8
Quit texting and driving you moron.
soulreaper12296 28
Still your fault for texting and driving. Take responsibility instead of trying to blame it on your break-up.
krunchy_kitty 8
Let's see, you're stupid, selfish, and reckless. I wonder why you got dumped.
Blu1n1Orange 5
Could've easily been a breakup crash, which would have easily made the situation far more worse
TabooSushi 24
Zero sympathy for you. One of my friends was seriously injured in a crash that was caused by a texting driver. You deserve this 100% and I'm only grateful that a cop got you before you caused an accident and hurt someone. I hope you learn from this: Ignore your phone when your drive. No text or call is that important. If you simply can't resist the siren call of your ring/text tone, then: TURN OFF THE PHONE UNTIL YOU GET TO YOUR DESTINATION.
TabooSushi 24
*you drive. Not "your." I promise I don't suck at English. Autocorrect is just a douche.
maikeru1979 23
YFDI. YES I ADDED A F because the OP is an F'N IDIOT! just because your dumb-ass got dumped(obviously your other half knew you were an idiot) does not give you the right to drive down the street in a car while playing with you damn phone hope someone HITS YOU WHILE THEY ARE TEXTING so YOU will learn the consequences of Texting and driving.
goream2013 6
My brother was t-boned, at an intersection, because some teenaged girl was too busy texting. He broke his arm and required surgery to fix his shoulder to remove pieces of bone that splintered off inside his muscle tissue. His car was totalled, meanwhile she had a few bruises. I was hit 3 days ago by a young girl texting who wasn't paying attention and ran a stop sign, luckily we weren't going fast enough to get hurt, but my toddler was in the car, and if it was a faster speed who knows what would've happened. I don't care what the text was, nothing that is being sent is worth losing a life. Especially my 3yr olds.
xTommytheGUNx 15
no just bad driving skills