Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
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Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML
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Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I get a call from my friend explaining that our two best friends died in a car accident. I pulled over in hysterics and a cop came to see what was wrong. I explained what happened and he gave me a ticket for talking on the phone while driving. FML
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Awahso 25
There is no way you do not deserve it.
BBGxBlondie 6
Sorry, you totally deserve it.
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Awahso 25
There is no way you do not deserve it.
i13Zero 5
This made my day.
wannaplay 1
Put your phone away you "ass".
THE_A_TEEN 28
Why is there quotation marks around the word 'ass'?
twifan1901 0
I don't know why but I pictured the turtle from finding nemo while reading noor's comment
iheartstewie7 5
I did too, lol. Squirt :)
gurly98 13
You never see an fml like that around.
Justforlolz 14
19- that was a terrible joke. "Rear-ended". "Ass". LOLDATWUZFUNY. Not really.
Marcella1016 32
Rear ended a cop...sounds like a kinky sex move. Depending on your state, you could've been arrested for sodomy.
digitaljunky 5
Dude... Your totally asking for a "deserve it "
RegenaGeorge 0
You deserve it
RegenaGeorge 0
How could they possibly deserve it you noob
The_Hitdude 12
^^ Are you talking to yourself?
THE_A_TEEN 28
^Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
RegenaGeorge 0
They deserve It because they shouldn't have been on the phone anyway
RegenaGeorge 0
Yes but no one deserves such a thing to happen they could have gotten hurt
RegenaGeorge 0
You're an imbecile if you think like that Do u even know what an imbecile means? Nobody knows what it means but it's provacotive No it's not It's what keeps the people going!
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
^^ The effects of drugs kids.
The_Hitdude 12
Can the staff carry this stoner away on a stretcher? And take his comments too. They've gone from being slightly entertaining to really annoying.
desireev 18
I can, honestly, say that I have NEVER seen a bigger 'YDI' before on this site!!... EVER EVER EVER!!!!!
Meettitan 14
129- stoner?? That guy's on meth!!! He should get the ban hammer though...
wannaplay 1
25- The cop was hit in his rear, which is his ass. That's why.
Eila1996 5
26 - Why do you always have to post the most annoying comments? Just stop okay?
The_Hitdude 12
^Most of Noor's comments are actually entertaining. She has a few one's that are off, but hell! Even Doc has had a few that were buried. Back off. Sorry Noor. I'd say more, but people would start calling me a fanboy like this is ******* CoD, and I don't feel like dealing with them right now.
Osito2011 9
Women driver!
kshafer08 7
I hope you got sited several times! Failure to use hands free device, reckless operation, failure to maintain positive control of your vehicle, tailgating, oh and your headlights are out now too. Way to go ya jackass!
Maddidaddi 0
190- if your profile picture is you, I'm sorry.
Marcella1016 32
Wow 209 any reason to be so mean?? Don't listen to her, 190, you're cute :)
Mommyof2_91 10
Ah damn, I accidentally hit I agree that your life sucks, I meant to hit ydi. You definitely did deserve that, people like you shouldn't be on the road.
Mommyof2_91 10
166, I agree with you completely. At least her comments are her own creation, not the same stupid shit that some people post over and over.
nado13579 12
36- Thanks to Finding Nemo, for a while I actually thought turtles said "Dude". :) I'm proud of myself!
tjv3 10
Should have been payi g attention to driving and not talking. You could have killed someone
ZombieVampirez 24
#213 I completely agree with you
ambowew 7
Hahaha, suck shit.
ALlamaOnFire 20
You were obviously trying to get first, you probably didn't even read the FML, am I right?
ambowew 7
Uh, nope, can't say I was trying for first comment. In fact, the first comment was already up before I even started to type. And yes, I did read it. Suck shit to the dumbass driver for being irresponsible behind the wheel. I'm guessing you're also in the same boat when it comes to being a fool?
Cad6 24
First!
ambowew 7
You were obviously trying to get first comment, cad6! You probably didn't even read our responses, am I right?
21jason 9
#3 haha I love how your bio says post something creative next time and That's your comment? Wow how creative.
ambowew 7
Heh, well it's 4am and numerous beverages are being consumed. Didn't really have the urge to write a huge comment for your satisfaction. Please, oh great one, forgive my sins. Next time I'll make my comment especially long, just for you.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Nice try, unoriginal one.
21jason 9
Really?? You would do that just for me? Awww how sweet thanks:) I knew I could count on you
MichellinMan 20
piss off you freak
ohmandapants 17
I thought it was pretty original. I've heard "eat shit" before, but I've never heard "suck shit".
muFilter 19
3, I don't really have an explanation, and I see you've taken a lot of flack for it... but your comment made me laugh the hardest I've laughed all week. For whatever it's worth, I pretty much think you've got special skills.
BBGxBlondie 6
Sorry, you totally deserve it.
ClassyCommando 13
OP, you're lucky you didn't cause more serious accident. As a cyclist, douchebags like you are the reason I tend to ride on the sidewalk.
instnt1nfction 17
Threadjackers like you are the reason I can't reply to the original commentator.
kakarot2 11
^ why is it that on FML everyone all of the sudden becomes a responsible person? I am sure as heck everyone has used their phone while driving at least once in their life time. If you say you haven't you are lying.
ClassyCommando 13
49 - The "original commentator" said OP deserved it. I gave a reason as to why OP deserved it. That is not threadjacking. Don't be a douche, bro. And you can just say "commenter". A commentator is the guy that gives a play-by-play account of everything that is happening in a sports game on TV.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Kakarot2, I don't drive and even I voted YDI. Your argument is invalid.
Mrsgarcia 3
You should ride on the sidewalk anyways, street isn't a place for bicycles.
ClassyCommando 13
Yeah, tell that to the dumbasses who make the bylaws...
The_Hitdude 12
49- Y'know, you could just indicate that you're replying to 2 instead of being a whiny bitch.
kakarot2 11
72. Since you don't drive, All you are doing is assuming therefore YOUR argument is invalid.
DiruKitty18 8
Im usually all about manners but no sorry needed, she just flat out deserved it lol.
doctorhook86 25
My comment to the OP is exactly the same as #2 except without the word "sorry".
haaziim 4
That person doesn't deserve your sorry too
BBGxBlondie 6
Sorry guys! ****! I did it again!
malters 9
Lol are you Canadian or something? ;P
nava1210 12
Imagine that phone conversation.. Driver: yeah, I know! I was so.. Oh S*** *hangs up*
onlychildFTW 34
-Talking on phone while driving. Stupid -Talking on phone while driving around a cop. More stupid. -Having and accident with a cop because you were talking on the phone. Priceless. 100% OP deserves it.
Redoxx_fml 22
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Op: Here goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light, talking on my phone, parking my car, and *speeding*!
CatchMe25 16
Gotta love liar liar! Lol
sailoroftheseas 7
Thats what you get
DracoSpirita 21
5- When you let your heart win? :)
yummylicious 5
What are you saying?
Rainbow_dumpster 28
You're an idiot. I hope he cited your stupid ass. YD ******* I, Dumbshit. >:(
Rainbow_dumpster 28
Just stating the Acronym. Not meant to be stood for anything... =/ But yeah, YFDI would've been better. >>;
xSundae 6
22- acronyms stand for things. Silly.
Rainbow_dumpster 28
Oh my...I guess I should have known better when I first commented. :(
3rdbass 9
Yes, because there is a chance he WOULND'T cite him.
Rainbow_dumpster 28
...
Marcella1016 32
He did REAR END the cop...so maybe YDFI makes sense? O_o
shellzy 20
I prefer YFDI myself.
kitkat789 2
That convo was funny *giggle*giggle* But 73 I think it might make more sense too =]
XxblueyyxX 3
Wow it was a typo, seriously lay off.
ashley0703 0
What did the cop say
Awahso 25
"You better be on the phone with AllState!"
THE_A_TEEN 28
"Having phone sex while driving isn't a smart move."
KeyboardWarrior 10
He said to make sure you always remember your punctuation marks. Stay in school kids.
The_Hitdude 12
"I was calling my husband/wife to make sure s/he recorded Cops on the DVR."
The_Hitdude 12
My bad, I meant to put *OP- in front of that quote.
danielhartlesss 13
The cop said, "I'm glad you hit me, I never would've made my quota this late in the month"
pexy_fml 16
The cop said that he/she made his day better
Jaxx66 21
Or the cop read OP Miranda Rights :3
ADOG2645 17
"You have the right to remain silent"
BronyVasNormandy 12
This is one of the few FMLs that make me wish I could vote YDI multiple times.
Phustercluck 11
That's an odd fetish.
noobienick 19
This actually made me laugh xD
DuffleBagHero 4
Well next time don't talk on the phone while driving ! Foolishness is never acceptable !! YDI .
ebonyirony 29
It's not even legal where I live; all for good reason.