TicketMePink
United States
Today, an officer ticketed me for texting while driving. Apparently, getting dumped costs $180. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
United States
Bad timing
Today, I got fired because I abruptly hung up on my boss while being pulled over for talking in a hands free zone. I also got a $300 fine. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was pissed that I got a £60 parking ticket so rang my friend to rant about it. I then got pulled over by the cops for using my phone, and was fined £120. FML
lance
Australia
Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML
rammedbehind
United States
Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML
MomStayOutOfTheCar
United States
Today, I got a ticket for "suspicious driving" because my total shit of a mother kept tugging on the wheel to annoy me, and I still had to pay it. FML
anon
Washougal, United States
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
really_now
Reno, United States
Reverse Uno card
Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML
jam
Australia
Today, I received a parking fine for $147. My car isn't even worth that much. FML
Sarah-D
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Top comments
hellnosucka 27
just because it's a breakup text doesn't mean it's a freebie.
hekinokuroihi 20
I mean, either way you shouldn't have been texting.
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Comments (113)
dasmarra 9
be glad. i would have lost my licese for that, becaue I am a new driver.
hannibalthefish 2
Dumbass, texting and driving has been illegal for years, they don't give a damn if you got dumped
fictionaldiary 11
No. It costs $180 to text and drive. It does not matter what the text was saying. You shouldn't have been looking at your phone at all.
Muskrat777 13
fyl for the breakup but ydi for texting while driving. Atleast pullover.
SaraWinterHeart 15
Getting dumped is free. Being negligent on the road cost you $180.00. Next time pull your vehicle over to check your phone or your next FML will be you sitting in a jail cell awaiting trial for manslaughter.
lovit345 11
YDI you don't get an excuse
AmbrosiaFan 19
Not really sympathetic here. No matter when during your drive you looked at your phone and texted, that is very unsafe. You could have killed someone, or yourself!
BEST_MERCY 3
nobody deserves this
lucasjames22 8
No, being an idiot and texting while driving cost you $180. ydi
T1A2Z3 35
Actually no. I've been dumped before. It was free... but I didn't break the law while they broke my heart