Today, my family and I noticed that our Christmas tree had been stolen from our front garden. Last night, a group of girls from my village posted a status on Facebook stating how drunk they were, and how they had stolen a Christmas tree. I "liked" it. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my family went to the Christmas tree farm, and cut down the perfect tree. When we got home we put the kids down for a nap and took some time to relax. We went out to the truck to bring the tree into the house, it was gone. Someone stole my Christmas tree from my driveway in broad daylight. FML
Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML
Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML
Today, my family and I were decorating the Christmas tree. It seemed a bit unstable, but we decorated it without any problems. Later, while my daughter sat by the tree, it began to fall. Her grandmother stopped the tree from hitting her. I, on the other hand, screamed like a little girl. I'm a 38 year-old guy. FML
Today, our Christmas tree was damaged beyond repair after my son and his friends borrowed it for a little experiment. They tied balloons to the branches and tried to make it fly, after seeing a similar video online. FML
Today, after spending hours putting up our tree and decorating it, it fell over and shattered the glass ornaments. FML
Today, I woke up and found that the tree in my front yard was gone. FML
Today, I was at a Christmas party when I noticed someone had taken all of the cash I had from out of my wallet. It was a family gathering. I'm related to the culprit but have no idea who it is. FML
Today, my family and I went Christmas tree shopping. My husband and I were walking around when I saw the perfect tree. Excited, we immediately bought it. When we got home and set it up, I realized it came with a present: termites. FML
Today, we brought our Christmas tree inside to decorate. We decorated it, then went out to dinner as a family. Returning 2 hours later, we came back to find our living room to be occupied. Not with people. The tree had been filled with baby spiders, and they were all over the living room. FML
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Top comments
Gwyndion 9
I pitied you untill I read you clicked "Like" on a facebook update with a theft. I feel a bit bad for the rest of your family but not for you. Should report em to the cops really.
NotEven 0
YDI because you liked it until you found out it was your tree. Meaning you agree with #5.
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Gwyndion 9
I pitied you untill I read you clicked "Like" on a facebook update with a theft. I feel a bit bad for the rest of your family but not for you. Should report em to the cops really.
rotwiler97 2
"village"? what the ****!?!!?
angel2daniyal 0
england still has alot of villages. it's normal.
wheatie 0
hahaha this is actually the best. karma for liking it(: but it's not ydi.. you couldn't have known right? and yeah she "like"ed something with theft, but no ones perfect. are you aN angel? nopee. it was funny and that's why it was liked.:
i13Zero 5
Idaho has plenty of scattered villages
foreversummer67 3
Hah. "Villiage..."
redshortsx 0
karma sucks
princessAj1 6
Village ?? Wtf
RyeBreadBoy 0
At least you know where to go get it.
spiderman0606 0
That's what I was thinking. Also, go get them arrested, plus sued for the trauma that they put on your family. Now you have your evidence! And if your friend wasnt the one who stole your tree then karma's a bitch, especially since you 'liked' her status.
Stoj_fml 0
Ahaha, trauma. I don't think they would be traumatised by a Christmas tree that disappeared from their yard. If the tree was so important, it would be kept inside.
billyH 0
Stealing is ok as long as it's not from you.
NotEven 0
YDI because you liked it until you found out it was your tree. Meaning you agree with #5.
null_fml 11
This
TeAmo97 0
noo idiot OP means that after the fact that the girls stole his x-mas tree, he liked her stayus
blakehilli8 0
7
blakehilli8 0
ninth !; r r tvr. fg
drkwlf 0
Ah well, I would have also liked a status like that.
wheatie 0
so would I(:
Acidpops 0
I would go 'unlike' it if I were you.
Tazzabell 0
THIS SHOULD BE ON MLIA
spiderman0606 0
Because everyone gets their christmas tree stolen?
RyeBreadBoy 0
Probably because Tazzabell likes to spam every post talking about MLIA. I actually have no idea if that's true or not. But really, this could be on MLIA if a ninja stole your Christmas tree so that he could celebrate by testing Yahoo/Google rivalries and posting on Mystery Google (Social?) with Harry Potter and Waldo in a fort constructed and maintained by cool old people and guarded by dinosaurs.
lifeislife_fml 0
I LOVE #26. It is true what MLIA has turned into.