Today, an officer ticketed me for texting while driving. Apparently, getting dumped costs $180. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Bad timing
Today, I got fired because I abruptly hung up on my boss while being pulled over for talking in a hands free zone. I also got a $300 fine. FML
Today, I was pissed that I got a £60 parking ticket so rang my friend to rant about it. I then got pulled over by the cops for using my phone, and was fined £120. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML
Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML
Today, I got a ticket for "suspicious driving" because my total shit of a mother kept tugging on the wheel to annoy me, and I still had to pay it. FML
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
Reverse Uno card
Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML
Today, I received a parking fine for $147. My car isn't even worth that much. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
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hellnosucka 27
just because it's a breakup text doesn't mean it's a freebie.
hekinokuroihi 20
I mean, either way you shouldn't have been texting.
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Comments (113)
rissamarie 24
I'm sorry you got broken up with, but that's no excuse for texting while driving. You could've caused an accident and injured someone else. Did that thought even cross your mind when you went to look at that message? How inconsiderate. You deserved it.
OCEly 3
I'm sorry to hear you got dumped -- that always sucks and hurts, but you'll be okay, OP, just take some time to yourself, surround yourself with loved ones. But that wasn't the reason you got a $180 fine and you know it. Even glancing at your phone could have been enough of a distraction for you to hurt yourself, someone else, or worse. Breakups are awful, but if you'd killed someone, looking their family in the eye and saying "I'm sorry, I just got dumped" would not make anyone feel better.
Tegz0rz 12
Your romantic life does not take priority of the literal lives of other drivers on the road. YDI.
SfGhost25 8
Well you deserved a ticket. Just because you got broken up with doesn't give you a free pass. My company recently towed in a fatal about 2 weeks ago that was caused by one of the drivers texting. A text is not worth your life or anyone else's.
ACCOUNTKILLER 18
Getting dumped does not justify what you were doing. You could have waited or pulled over. How can you rationalize risking your life or the lives of others to communicate with a gutless piece of shit who dumps by text? YDI
ACCOUNTKILLER 18
**** no! When I get in my car, I am aware of the fact that I am operating a 2 ton death machine and it is imperative that I pay attention to what I and others are doing and be able to use good judgement at all times. This is for my safety and that of others. People die from this stupid shit and it needs to be taken seriously.
honeymoonroyale 20
I never feel bad for people who text and drive. Too many people injured/dying because of it. YDI.
MrGarrett26 11
Nothing is free anymore..
chewsef 17
Wow...OP your getting hammered . Which is a good thing, since people get how dangerous it is to text and drive. I just got hit in my truck by someone not paying attention.
SimplySaraya 9
Look, it sucks that you got dumped via text and that (as many others have pointed out) is a really dick move, but seriously? You don't text and drive, EVER. You're lucky all it cost you was a fine and not someone's life. I lost my dad at fourteen because a woman (who was also uninsured) was too busy texting to notice his motorcycle coming and therefore failed to yield at the sign. Hit his side, and sent him flying. I didn't ever see my father alive again. Because this woman was TEXTING and not paying attention to her surroundings, three girls list a father and a woman lost her husband of more than twenty years. Consider that next time you think that your conversation is more important than the road.