TicketMePink
United States
Today, an officer ticketed me for texting while driving. Apparently, getting dumped costs $180. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
United States
Bad timing
Today, I got fired because I abruptly hung up on my boss while being pulled over for talking in a hands free zone. I also got a $300 fine. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was pissed that I got a £60 parking ticket so rang my friend to rant about it. I then got pulled over by the cops for using my phone, and was fined £120. FML
lance
Australia
Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML
rammedbehind
United States
Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML
MomStayOutOfTheCar
United States
Today, I got a ticket for "suspicious driving" because my total shit of a mother kept tugging on the wheel to annoy me, and I still had to pay it. FML
anon
Washougal, United States
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
really_now
Reno, United States
Reverse Uno card
Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML
jam
Australia
Today, I received a parking fine for $147. My car isn't even worth that much. FML
Sarah-D
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Top comments
hellnosucka 27
just because it's a breakup text doesn't mean it's a freebie.
hekinokuroihi 20
I mean, either way you shouldn't have been texting.
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Danny Kopcik 3
Isn't texting while driving a secondary offense? If so, and you weren't initially pulled over for anything, I say chin up, stay strong, burn the bridges and finish off with an automatic pardon for a negligent citation to move on! (I mean that in a motivational way)
Dirtysalamander1 13
nah, it was your ignorance that cost you 180