Today, an officer ticketed me for texting while driving. Apparently, getting dumped costs $180. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Bad timing
Today, I got fired because I abruptly hung up on my boss while being pulled over for talking in a hands free zone. I also got a $300 fine. FML
Today, I was pissed that I got a £60 parking ticket so rang my friend to rant about it. I then got pulled over by the cops for using my phone, and was fined £120. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML
Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML
Today, I got a ticket for "suspicious driving" because my total shit of a mother kept tugging on the wheel to annoy me, and I still had to pay it. FML
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
Reverse Uno card
Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML
Today, I received a parking fine for $147. My car isn't even worth that much. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Top comments
hellnosucka 27
just because it's a breakup text doesn't mean it's a freebie.
hekinokuroihi 20
I mean, either way you shouldn't have been texting.
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Comments (113)
storethis 17
YDI for texting while driving, your breakup doesn't matter
amsterdamgirl 20
No excuse. The ticket was justified.
FalloutScrolls 25
The content of the text is irrelevant. Texting can wait. End of story. YDI
Sazzy024 7
Oh sorry but maybe you shouldn't have been texting while driving ok? Think about that next time when you could have killed somebody OMG get over it and cop on you could have killed someone by you being dumped. I think saving someone's life outweighs bring dumped ydi
zaidthunder1 27
Ooh dangerous. Way more than speaking on the phone and driving where your eyes are on the road, which isn't recommended either.
RinoaHeartilly 36
I don't think I've ever seen a FML that was so clearly the OP's fault.
aldoshoes 4
No, texting and driving costs you $180. Idiot.
DanielleinDC 34
Sorry you got dumped, but that's not what cost you $180. Being a dumbass and texting while driving is what cost you $180. Thank goodness no one was hurt due to your appalling disregard for safety. Next time pull over somewhere safe to check your texts. YDI all the way.
manuwish 9
180$ is far less than you should've been charged for your reckless behavior, just imagine you could've created a car accident! fyl? no, fy!!!
Serena_Marie 9
Did they cite "unable to take personal responsibility" as a reason for dumping you?