TicketMePink
United States
Today, an officer ticketed me for texting while driving. Apparently, getting dumped costs $180. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
United States
Bad timing
Today, I got fired because I abruptly hung up on my boss while being pulled over for talking in a hands free zone. I also got a $300 fine. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was pissed that I got a £60 parking ticket so rang my friend to rant about it. I then got pulled over by the cops for using my phone, and was fined £120. FML
lance
Australia
Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML
rammedbehind
United States
Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML
MomStayOutOfTheCar
United States
Today, I got a ticket for "suspicious driving" because my total shit of a mother kept tugging on the wheel to annoy me, and I still had to pay it. FML
anon
Washougal, United States
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
really_now
Reno, United States
Reverse Uno card
Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML
jam
Australia
Today, I received a parking fine for $147. My car isn't even worth that much. FML
Sarah-D
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Top comments
hellnosucka 27
just because it's a breakup text doesn't mean it's a freebie.
hekinokuroihi 20
I mean, either way you shouldn't have been texting.
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Comments (113)
ilanie04 16
I am sorry for you but thats not a free pass to text while driving
ETA211 6
YDI
dragoongirl90 34
You still deserve it for checking your texts while driving
BrandiLush 31
**** you OP. I don't have sympathy for dumbasses. You are a very selfish person and you deserved so much more than just a $180 fine. Hopefully you learn a valuable lesson and read every one of these responses to learn just how dangerous it is to text and drive. You don't realize how damn lucky you are for that police officer to pull you over and save everyone else on the road. ****.
Ravenbird0072 11
It can wait, OP
ThisSavageC 4
good choice to break up you. your lucky you didn't get killed, although you should have been for texting and driving.
Bradley_Dillon 39
Haha. Here first offence is $555 minimum. That includes if the police officer even sees the phone while it's turned off. (Vancouver BC)
Lsalt007 6
Who wants to date a person who texts and drives?
xxreikoxx 31
Oh, I definitely don't. If someone wants to be my partner, and I see them picking up anything whilst driving - never mind a phone, then I'm dumping their arse right there. Life is more important than a stupid text or phone call.
Danishduckling 20
No, putting other peoples lives in danger because you're not paying attention to the road costs $180, which is cheap imo, you deserve it.
xxreikoxx 31
Honestly, I have absolutely no sympathy. If an accident had resulted from your breaking the law and from your being a distracted driver, then you would have a lot more to worry about than being dumped. Next time, put your stupid phone down and drive.