Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, my girlfriend who I love very deeply dumped me two times, over the phone. The first time was to dump me. She then called me back a couple hours later explicitly to dump our friendship. I was just friend dumped. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months dumped me over the phone. I'm in the military and recently had to move away to another fort. We'd agreed that we would try to make long distance work. I'd even offered to buy a plane ticket to come see her each weekend. I've been gone less than two weeks. FML
Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend. She dumped me because she was moving to Wyoming. I guess Wyoming is code for my friend's apartment. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost 5 years (who broke up with me only a week or so ago) told me that she's been speaking to one of my best friends and sees a future with him instead of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
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Poppycocky 0
What a *****.
Sun_Kissed18 25
Well then be glad to get rid of her. She just needed a reason to break it off, sorry :/
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Comments (114)
Poppycocky 0
What a *****.
redsoxfan92 0
.....Asa?
thatfrenchguy 8
go, find and **** your 'bestfriend's ex
JillianlikesVogu 0
Dude, your ex is a bitch.
BoyFromTheFuture 0
win 11. yes it's probally true, his wiener is probally so much bigger that he can bang your ex over long distances.
legonut4 0
it's funny because she said you were to long distance for her but than she dated someone in the same town as you.
thegirlnextdoorr 0
Ouch D: That sucks. She's not worth it if she has to lie to break up with you, and he's a jerk because he agreed to date her! Get a new bestfriend... FYL
unmadebed 0
People seem to date their best friend's girl a lot.
knight0748 5
all's fair in love and war.. .that being said, go sucker punch that best friend of yours.
supergirl69_fml 0
if only there was such thing as a long distance threesome...
quent10 0
no no no WAIT! maybe OPs bestfriend lives CLOSER but still in the same town o_o
SupermanXL 3
53 lol
TheOptimist 0
Time to through potatoes at your friends house.
jplumbob 4
legonut. too not to dumb-ass.
Brittney_E 0
what a *****. -.-
Blue_Coconuts 7
50, there is.... You heard of three way calling? Three way phone sex.
missmontreal97 4
she's a *****.
number0 8
YDI for trying to keep a relationship YDI for loving someone YDI for flirting with people YDI for talking to people YDI for being social
strikeeagle 3
strike that bitch
ceejster 0
your Ex gfs a bitch. go **** on her bf while he's asleep and kill his parents!
ladiesman14 0
sucks to date a bitch *****. at least she didnt give you any stds.
tiffyc011 0
she lied to you
FFML_314 12
She agreed to dating him? That's a strange way to put it. :P He must have propositioned her!
BoyFromTheFuture 0
yeah and he prolly promised to visit and call unlike his best friend. I'm just saying that if she agreed to another long distance relationship after a failed one, then there were some screwups on ops part. PS Best Friend? i think this breaks man law. unless she's a ten.
BitterLoser 0
no there are no exceptions when it comes to man law!
FFML_314 12
There's exceptions.
ooitastic 0
slutty slutterson
cockymofo 10
it should say ex-best friend
Sun_Kissed18 25
Well then be glad to get rid of her. She just needed a reason to break it off, sorry :/
BoomerWang 0
reeal nice 'best friend' xD
BitterLoser 0
she's dating LONG DISTANCE, YOU dumped her at LONG DISTANCE, she's a LONG DISTANCE *****, YOUR FREIND is NOW dating her at LONG DISTANCE, and your pissed off? wow. words of advice, go get your **** on, your crying over a LONG DISTANCE, you poor creature
BitterLoser 0
i also hate to see hate OP when this stuff happens at a CLOSER DISTANCE, he'd probably be that creepy ex-who lingers
Jimboom 12
At least you know your friend isn't getting it from her any more than you used to. ;-)
LILWEEBY 0
haha tru. but wat if she comes to town to... do sumthing haha
Quest_ 13
I want to rave to a remix of your angry blustering.
girlintx 0
it's okay you can find better