Today, after years of bad blood, my husband decided to invite his parents to dinner. After making rude remarks about my pregnancy, his dad eventually muttered that I'm a slut. My husband punched him, his wife called the police, and now I'm all alone while he sits in a jail cell for battery. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Nice husband you've got there…
Today, I received a call from my husband of 10 years from prison. He sobbed on the phone as he explained to me that his anger got the best of him, and couldn’t control himself. He beat the pulp out of a classmate of his for declining a date with him, and sent her to the hospital. FML
Today, I got married to the man I love even though my whole family told me not to marry him. He got into a drunken fight at our wedding and is now in jail. He apparently won't be getting out any time soon due to charges I didn't know about. FML
Today, my husband ran at me, groaning like a zombie. I was so startled that I screamed, punched him, and started sobbing. Now he won't talk to me because this is 'the first step on the road of domestic violence'. FML
Today, I heard screaming coming from my neighbor's house. Since her husband has a history of abusing her, I called the cops. After they left with him in custody, she called to yell at me because they were "working things out" after "having a few drinks". FML
Scumbag
Today, my scumbag son slapped his girlfriend in front of her family, and her dad picked him up and threw him off a second floor balcony. Good for her dad, he deserved it, but now he's laid up at my place and I have to wipe his ass and listen to him whine. FML
Thanks bossman
Today, I finally decided to stand up for myself and quit my crappy job working for my abusive father. I gave him a few insults too, to which he reacted by calling the police and claiming I'd threatened to murder him. I spent three hours in jail before they finally let me go. FML
Pleased to meet you
Today, I was eating at a restaurant when a man came up to me and said, "You're pathetic for having lunch with someone that much older than you." My dad immediately got up and punched the man in the face. My fiancé's parents had to walk in the door right as it happened. FML
Misbehaving
Today, at a friendly get-together, my friend's husband had too much to drink and got into a fistfight with my husband. I'm seven-and-a-half months pregnant, and the friendly get-together was my baby shower. FML
Some winners…
Today, what started as a family gathering turned into an all-out brawl. I saw my son’s wife punch him, so I hit her. Her mom and sister jumped me. My husband was pulling them off when the other husband thought he was attacking them and jumped in, so my son jumped in as well. We won, at least. FML
Today, my father in law drunkenly announced at dinner that he wished my husband had married my best friend. No one stuck up for me. Not even my husband. FML
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alexa9510 1
But what a good husband for sticking up got his wife! (:
ASD_K 11
His dad seems like a bit of an ass. Kudos to your husband for sticking up for you, though! He doesn't deserve to be in prison.
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weallfml 3
Well that escalated quickly
AznSamoan52 10
Your husband has balls for punching his dad to protect you. And for that, I give him props. This situation shows that your husband will protect you no matter what. He has my respect.
ToriL95 5
Wow... Your in-laws suck! You have a great husband though
Fylives101 2
You seem ungrateful that your husband stood up for you.
tcook912 9
He just wanted to defend your honor, but I think I'd avoid any future gatherings with your in-laws.
FMLpunster 7
Well... That seems like a Series of Unfortunate Events
perdix 31
While your husband is in jail, you ought to go to the local pub and go home with some chav. That way, you'll prove your father-in-law right and show some respect for your elders.
byRose 7
shut up
Ray_of_midnight 23
Perdix, what the heck happened to you this weekend? Usually you're pretty funny but this weekend you've just been tasteless and more than a little bit mean. I suggest you step away from the keyboard for a bit, get some fresh air, maybe talk to somebody for a little bit, and come back a little bit later, when you're feeling better. If there's something bothering you, I hope it resolves itself and you feel better. Good luck.
StealthySky 5
I fail to see how this is a fail. Your husband punched his own father when he called you a ****. Would you rather have seen him keep quiet? It almost sounds as if you're complaining that your husband defended your honor.
skyeyez9 25
Her hubby is in jail for defending her honor. That's why its an fml.
southerngirl05 3
Sounds like a great guy to me he stood up for you
barcobabe 0
Sounds like you have a good guy