Today, it's my birthday but I had to go to work. I caught the train and I was forced to sit next to this weird smelly dude who jumped off one stop before mine. A little old lady came on, so I shuffled over so she could sit down with ease. Upon exiting the train, I notice my pants were wet with smelly dude's piss. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sitting on the train wondering what that putrid smell was. As I got off the train I realized there was vomit all over the back of my seat. FML
Today, on the train, a cute girl gave me her number. After maybe half an hour, she went to her seat and I went to the toilet for a quick but loud and painful dump. I opened the door and saw her outside getting bitch-slapped by the smell. FML
Today, I took a busy train into the city. I was lucky enough to get a seat. People were forced to stand in the aisle in front of me, and the person directly opposite me, whose butt was level with my head farted in my face. Twice. FML
Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML
Today, I politely asked a man to not sleep on a tram stop that I had to clean. He got up, and while I leaned forward to pick up some trash from the ground nearby, I felt a warm stream on my back. Now I can't get the smell of urine off my clothes. FML
Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML
Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
Today, I had a wet fart with liquid in my underwear that I could smell. I let the one guy in front of me take the elevator so he wouldn't smell me. When the next empty elevator showed up, seven people started lining up behind me. FML
Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
Today, I took the train home. When seated, I suddenly noticed something wet on my seat. Without looking, I thought it was water since it was snowing outside. Guess again. It was vomit. FML
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Top comments
teethingtom 0
Hey, I need that piss back. It's my only clean sample!
Cowgirl9999 8
That was you?!
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Comments (21)
teethingtom 0
Hey, I need that piss back. It's my only clean sample!
gotmusic94 0
ooooooooo that sucksss
Sessee 4
eeeeeew. hope you had a nice birthday.
sexygirl123 0
ewww omg id die
MyImmortal_fml 0
EW!!!
could_be_funny 0
If it was that bad, how did you not feel the wetness or smell it? at least you weren't on a bus ride for a couple of hours with a bathroom that someone had just threw up in (as in 10 minutes into the trip). Had to take a piss real bad, was sliding around when the bus took a turn
not2shabby 0
bahahah. look on the bright side, at least you didn't slide over to the other side to make room for a really attractive member of the opposite sex :)
SAF_fml 0
I doubt this happened but whatevs.. If it did I feel really bad for you since your would have to walk around with wet, piss smelling pants on
anonymous45610 0
that's pretty nasty, happy birthday!!
iEevee 0
I'd be pissed off. Happy late birthday though.