Today, what started as a family gathering turned into an all-out brawl. I saw my son’s wife punch him, so I hit her. Her mom and sister jumped me. My husband was pulling them off when the other husband thought he was attacking them and jumped in, so my son jumped in as well. We won, at least. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my son tried to fight my husband, his step-dad, who knocked him to the floor with one good punch. I was ready to throw my husband out, but an hour later they were having a heart-to-heart, and now they get along better than they ever have. HUH?!! FML
Today, my son is such an idiot that he forgot he invited both his girlfriends to my brother's funeral. They started a punch-up over him and everyone ended up joining in since we're a very argumentative family. People got arrested and in the end both girls agreed to share my son, who was unconscious. FML
Today, I paid my daughter a surprise visit, only to see her husband beating her. I charged in and slammed him into the wall. She screamed at me to stop. They'd recently gotten into martial arts and were sparring, and now he's got a broken arm. FML
Today, I saw a fight so I went over to try and break it up. Someone thought I wanted to join in, so he gave me an unexpected whap in the happy sacks, and I also got a bloody nose for my troubles. FML
Today, I got punched in the face after I beat my stepbrother at Mario Kart. I didn't really get hurt, but he managed to break a finger. My stepmom blamed the whole thing on me, accusing me of being violent and a bad influence on her son. FML
Today, my mom got blackout drunk and tried to fight me, my stepdad, and my brother, resulting in my stepdad leaving, my brother getting two holes from a metal shelf my mom tried to joust him with, and I got bit. FML
Today, my son finally stood up to his bully and gave him a smashing that he damn well deserved. I’m desperate to tell him how proud I am, but my wife won’t let me because “we’re not raising a thug” and after 17 years of marriage, I’ve learned arguing with her is pointless. FML
Today, I reluctantly agreed to bring my boyfriend home to meet my family. He said he wasn’t easily scared and could handle a “weird” family. Two hours later, there was a massive brawl when one uncle hit the other’s wife after she threw wine in his face. Tables were flipped, cops were called. Shit. FML
Today, I yelled at my oldest son for picking his little brother up by the throat. Only to then be yelled at my my mother-in-law for hurting his feelings. FML
Today, I witnessed my first drunken bar brawl. Yes, my 54-year-old husband was one of the participants. FML
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Top comments
bl3ur0z3 17
Congratulations, you're all trash. Nobody won, btw.
Bogrbon 27
If your goal was getting your son divorced you may have just accomplished it. While a wife using physical violence on her husband should be viewed as equally unacceptable as a husband on his wife, but do you really think attacking her back was going to improve things? Maybe some yelling and getting between the two, but starting an all-out brawl seems excessive.
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Comments (10)
RichardPencil 32
Covid and Trump will do that to people who were supposedly civilized.
Chazzster 32
It seems violence and stupidity runs in some families.
Bogrbon 27
If your goal was getting your son divorced you may have just accomplished it. While a wife using physical violence on her husband should be viewed as equally unacceptable as a husband on his wife, but do you really think attacking her back was going to improve things? Maybe some yelling and getting between the two, but starting an all-out brawl seems excessive.
kfchicken 31
no "seems" about it. it is.
jlc82 14
she didn't start it...the daughter in law did.
bl3ur0z3 17
Congratulations, you're all trash. Nobody won, btw.
Hangryko 32
You're all idiots and need to stay far away from each other for the rest of your lives.
Brightside86 31
War's over, soldier. You just don't know it yet. Everybody lost.
tounces7 28
What part of Alabama do ya'll live in?
diraven 15
Do you live in a family of ninjas? Because I think that would be pretty cool
BurnInDemonFire 39
Everyone who got involved is a pathetic waste of space. I've known kids to behave better when fighting over toys. You people are worse than trailer trash.