Today, I got married to the man I love even though my whole family told me not to marry him. He got into a drunken fight at our wedding and is now in jail. He apparently won't be getting out any time soon due to charges I didn't know about. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, I had to go get my fiancé's car so it wouldn't get impounded after he was arrested at 12 a.m. and charged with a felony. I just got out of prison in March, and we get married next week. FML
Today, my parents informed that the man I'm going to marry had made it into the newspaper, on page twelve. He is listed as a fugitive and there is a warrant out for his arrest. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML
Today, I was supposed to get married. I called it off only 20 minutes before the ceremony was supposed to begin because I saw my fiance punch his own mother in the face. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, I got married. During the reception my husband got drunk and told 200+ people that we met at a dingy bar and that we "totally banged" all night. I don't know what's worse, the fact he embarrassed me in front of everyone I know, or if it was that that was not how we met. Not even close. FML
Today, I was supposed to get married. Instead, my sister made up a story about me cheating on my fiancé at the bachelorette party. He bought it and dumped me, despite there being no evidence of this. Turns out it was all a plan because they were secretly seeing each other for months. FML
Today, my husband came home drunk off his ass at 2am. He started crying on my shoulder because he couldn't go home with some beautiful woman who hit on him, because sadly for him, he's married to me. FML
Today, I married my best friend in the whole world at a small romantic venue. By that I mean I married my actual best mate while completely hammered at a drive-through wedding chapel. My fiancée is gonna kill me when she finds out. FML
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Top comments
baxeh 29
Well good news is, since he got drunk enough on your special day, to be put in jail before you consummated your marriage, you could probably get it annulled quite easily... If he's lied to you about his legal troubles before he's probably not gonna stop any time soon OP. Best of luck to you.
Memeosaurus 14
I guess your family had a pretty valid reason for you not to marry him
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Comments (44)
Yastafari 16
Hello conjugal visits (:
Jonkbaby 23
way to look at the bright side
dougschoonmaker 20
At some moments in life you gotta ask yourself"is he really worth it?"
Memeosaurus 14
I guess your family had a pretty valid reason for you not to marry him
EbyKat 16
Annulment.
baxeh 29
Well good news is, since he got drunk enough on your special day, to be put in jail before you consummated your marriage, you could probably get it annulled quite easily... If he's lied to you about his legal troubles before he's probably not gonna stop any time soon OP. Best of luck to you.
DidntGetTheMemo 5
The fact that they didn't consummate their marriage on their wedding day isn't a valid reason for an annulment. I don't know why so many people on this post seem to think it is.
tounces7 28
Lying about prior legal troubles and being only married for a day is enough reason.
MrsHoffman 11
Well you were warned!!!
TabooSushi 24
ANULLMENT. Seriously. The marriage wasn't consumated (I assume, since he got sent to jail on your wedding night), so you can therefore have it anulled without all that messing around with divorce lawyers and stuff.
chosha_fml 27
Annulment on the grounds that the marriage wasn't consummated only works where the couple haven't had sex before the wedding.
awildwhisper 30
You may be young and dumb but you can still be smart and anull the marriage to save yourself from more lies from the man. It's easier to admit to your family that you were wrong than pay for bail.
lantz4levi 19
Where's the ydi button for some of thes
taterrtots 25
it's uh, it's right there. directly underneath the story. right. there.
sw2f2fchik612 12
Actually, no ydi option for this one. One of those "That could've happened to me." buttons instead.
domolovesyoshi 33
No it's not
HoboMeth 36
Legend says, he finally got what he deserved for running from the cops in your new car as well
taterrtots 25
hey bud, wrong story you're commenting on. at first i thought you really were just a hobo on meth.
Lalala579121 28
Welcome to FML, 14. You see, here sometimes people make jokes referencing other FMLs.
Jonkbaby 23
we don't know that 14