Today, my scumbag son slapped his girlfriend in front of her family, and her dad picked him up and threw him off a second floor balcony. Good for her dad, he deserved it, but now he's laid up at my place and I have to wipe his ass and listen to him whine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got home to my son with a bruised face and my daughter locked in her room. Apparently, when she got home from work, her unemployed brother asked her when she was going to cook dinner, so she punched him in the head. He’s so entitled that he actually thought he’d get sympathy from me. FML
Today, my son-in-law slapped my daughter, so I put him in an armhold and threw him outside. My daughter refused to press charges so he got away, but then he pressed charges against me for hitting his head against the wall when I threw him, so I got arrested instead. Justice is a shitting joke. FML
Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML
Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML
Today, I overheard my mom’s boyfriend viciously berating and verbally abusing her. I got in his face and started yelling that he can’t talk to her that way. He stormed out and we haven’t heard from him since. Now my mom is pissed and wants to kick me out for “ruining” her relationship. Sorry I guess. FML
Today, my mom came to me, hysterically crying that her boyfriend had hit and choked her. I’d feel bad for her except he’s my ex who also beat me, yet when I turned to my mother for help she decided to take him in instead and get pregnant with his kid. What goes around comes around bitch! FML
Today, I let my estranged husband move back in with my son and me. Later, his pregnant and underage girlfriend knocked on my door, crying about how her mom kicked her out. I'm such a pushover, they're in my bed and I'm on the couch. FML
Today, my boyfriend has never gotten along with my dad, but this afternoon during what I thought was a completely normal conversation, he just stood up, yelled he couldn’t take my dad anymore, punched him in the nose, dumped me, and drove away. FML
Today, my girlfriend screamed at me for "disciplining" her son, saying, "You're not his father!" I've lived with them for two years, supporting them, while his real father is off shooting up heroin, but sure, I'm out of line for telling the little brat that I don't like being called "Butt-crack." FML
Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML
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Anderling 33
I mean... if he's a legal adult you don't *have* to put up with him. He's old enough to know right from wrong either way, but in that case he's also old enough to stand on his own two feet.
Nikki 17
Yeah because more violence is the answer here
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DirtySalamander 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
you need a beating too
Nikki 17
Yeah because more violence is the answer here
Welp- 7
for
Billsonhamsen 17
Probably something like for not teaching her son how to act properly. For protecting him from consequences of bad actions. Maybe for not teaching him that his life of me is made up of choices. That he can improve or destroy his life based on his choices. For not teaching him how to treat women or people in general. I don't know that the mom needs a whooping cuz I can't see her life but I suspect the comment meant some of these things.
Anderling 33
I mean... if he's a legal adult you don't *have* to put up with him. He's old enough to know right from wrong either way, but in that case he's also old enough to stand on his own two feet.
Billsonhamsen 17
Yeah and I suspect he won't be hitting girls in front of their dads anymore. Hopefully he won't be hitting them at all.
poopface82 25
Yeah, if he did that, he doesn’t deserve his mother’s care; he deserves to be in prison. For life. No parole.
youaremysunshine95 1
It’s good that you recognize your son is a piece of sh*t, but it also might be worth considering how you may have played a role in him acting like a violent a***hole. As in, you’re enabling him. If he’s over 18, cut him off. Make him take care of himself. I understand why you’re caring for him if he’s extremely injured and unable to wipe his own ass, but the SECOND he’s recovered - cut him off. I love my son more than anything in this world and I’m saying this. The best thing you can do for him is teach him that he won’t get any help from you if he treats others with such disrespect.
Billsonhamsen 17
You know he won't poop so much if you don't feed him. Love him enough to teach him that his actions have consequences. That's the antidote the most bad life choices.
OptimalPath 13
Her dad deserves a rendezvous with the police for that, and to be sued for compensation too. Then you won't have to wipe his ass.