Today, my father in law drunkenly announced at dinner that he wished my husband had married my best friend. No one stuck up for me. Not even my husband. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML
Today, my friend's father got me mixed up with his new wife when telling stories for his wedding speech. Everyone noticed. The new wife was not pleased. FML
Today, I’m considering a divorce. My father-in-law has never liked me and is very vocal about that, names like "bastard" and "prick" are common. My wife is normally very headstrong and takes no nonsense, but she lets him treat me this way so she must agree with him. The wedding was only a year ago. FML
Today, my father-in-law decided to disown myself and his son, because my husband decided to hyphenate his last name. FML
Today, at our wedding reception my new father-in-law gave his speech, saying his little girl was too good for me. Everyone, including my parents, agreed. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML
Today, I was the best man at a wedding and I was flirting with a cute bridesmaid. Then this old guy decides to give the newlyweds a toast. He made a crappy joke and barely anybody laughed. So I say to the girl, "Wow that sucked, who the hell does he think he is?" The girl replies, "That's my dad". FML
Today, at my wedding, my husband's drunk friend admitted that the only reason my husband and I started dating was because he was dared. FML
Today, I got married to the man I love even though my whole family told me not to marry him. He got into a drunken fight at our wedding and is now in jail. He apparently won't be getting out any time soon due to charges I didn't know about. FML
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MyMetalRomance 3
DAYUM!
rein 8
that is just so messed up.
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MyMetalRomance 3
DAYUM!
gunmania0 12
What a joker!...
folfin 0
you sure must suck then..
indielove 13
Since your husband didn't come to your defense, you should have looked at him and replied "me too."
indielove 13
31-I agree but in a situation like that, her husband should have jumped to her defense.
RetardedBullFrog 4
36, you dont have to argue with the guy, all you have to do is say " no way meng, i heart this chick brah" then if he became persistent, you just keep quiet or ignore him.
ananonymousguy 0
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
FarSide 23
I'll wait to hear the other side of this post before making a sarcastic comment.
CanadianPuckHead 4
U married a pussy with a retarded family
gojira666 7
Its a spouses duty to come to one anothers defence. Nothing to do with equality.
smmrgrl 1
it's not about equality :/ it's her own HUSBAND. like some other posters said.. he should've said no I love her and then leave it at that. I also agree withthe person above me :P
je_suis_fml 11
how the **** did equality sneak it's way in?! lol.. the asshole should've confessed his love (if he truly does) instead of throwing her under the bus like his drunk ass daddy had done... and just maybe she wouldn't be on this app displaying her insecurities while being judged by the overly critic mob.
rein 8
that is just so messed up.
Bbhd05 0
Husband of the year!
StoryOfTheYear 15
Nobody wants to piss off and/or argue with a drunken person. I don't blame OPs (new) family.
abbyelizabeth 9
"Thats funny because right now, it's your best friend I wished I had married."
pink_raindrops 26
Yeah I think that's something you should talk about after he sobers up, if at all. It's more than likely what he really thinks though...gotta love how open drunk people can be. lol
YdoIhaveAchode 4
Maybe your husband realized your dad was right?
5t3ff1k4h 47
Yeah, because all drunken people are right, all the time. Mmhmm, that's it.
YdoIhaveAchode 4
You mad? ^
fijianchick 0
Well he's an ass
Jovecove 13
Yeah who gives a **** bout what your drunk father-in-law said.
PhillyEagles 0
No just because someone is not in love with someone else, and didn't want to lie means he's a dick. Makes sense to me. Too many ignorant bitches on this website.
je_suis_fml 11
Read it again you loser of an asshole... and why does she have to be a bitch just because you can't get a woman?Misogynistic bitch..
Aurbierre 7
That wasn't very nice of them
denvan 0
You should've flipped him off and said you were drunk
StoryOfTheYear 15
On her wedding day? That's a story to tell the kids.
otb113 7
who said it was the wedding day? dumbass.
stealthkitten 3
If you were just married get an annulment, if you've been married a while.. divorce him. He's not much of a husband if he won't stick up for you.
WallyTheWombat 0
Yea cause this isn't something you try to talk out. It's much easier and cheaper to get a divorce.
Stealth_Void 4
I probably wouldn't have said anything either because he was drunk. Have you ever tried arguing with a drunken moron?
DocBastard 40
Divorce him? Over THIS? Are you completely insane, a total moron, or just a clueless child? I have news for you: actual adults in adult relationships argue sometimes. Marriages aren't perfect. But if every married couple who ever had a fight ran to the divorce lawyers, no marriage would last past the honeymoon. Adults do something called "communicate". You'll learn about it someday.
IThinkItsAlright 7
That's stupid. People treat divorce like such a little thing now. It is. Is marriage not a sacred bond between to people? Work it out. You don't get a divorce every time you get upset.
pink_raindrops 26
It's not like the husband was the one who said it, he just chose not to argue with his drunk father...how shocking. Sometimes you should just dismiss the opinions of others. Just because his father said that, doesn't mean that's how he feels as well.
Rabidkid 14
Perhaps he was so drunk, he thought you were your best friend you speak of?
lindseyluvszac 4
Obviously it can't be because she's a doctor who volunteers at the soup kitchen and saves little puppies from being euthanized and is fit who can think of a hundred sex moves she mastered....no that couldn't be it
fatme2012 7
What are you talking about? -_-
stephan18 23
I swear #9 has been failing all day, I've seen him/her on a few posts with nothing but thumb downs, wtf #9
Bunnehs 0
Elope to Mexico, get away from those idiots.