Today, after years of bad blood, my husband decided to invite his parents to dinner. After making rude remarks about my pregnancy, his dad eventually muttered that I'm a slut. My husband punched him, his wife called the police, and now I'm all alone while he sits in a jail cell for battery. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received a call from my husband of 10 years from prison. He sobbed on the phone as he explained to me that his anger got the best of him, and couldn’t control himself. He beat the pulp out of a classmate of his for declining a date with him, and sent her to the hospital. FML
Today, I got married to the man I love even though my whole family told me not to marry him. He got into a drunken fight at our wedding and is now in jail. He apparently won't be getting out any time soon due to charges I didn't know about. FML
Today, my husband ran at me, groaning like a zombie. I was so startled that I screamed, punched him, and started sobbing. Now he won't talk to me because this is 'the first step on the road of domestic violence'. FML
Today, I heard screaming coming from my neighbor's house. Since her husband has a history of abusing her, I called the cops. After they left with him in custody, she called to yell at me because they were "working things out" after "having a few drinks". FML
Today, my scumbag son slapped his girlfriend in front of her family, and her dad picked him up and threw him off a second floor balcony. Good for her dad, he deserved it, but now he's laid up at my place and I have to wipe his ass and listen to him whine. FML
Today, I finally decided to stand up for myself and quit my crappy job working for my abusive father. I gave him a few insults too, to which he reacted by calling the police and claiming I'd threatened to murder him. I spent three hours in jail before they finally let me go. FML
Today, I was eating at a restaurant when a man came up to me and said, "You're pathetic for having lunch with someone that much older than you." My dad immediately got up and punched the man in the face. My fiancé's parents had to walk in the door right as it happened. FML
Today, at a friendly get-together, my friend's husband had too much to drink and got into a fistfight with my husband. I'm seven-and-a-half months pregnant, and the friendly get-together was my baby shower. FML
Today, what started as a family gathering turned into an all-out brawl. I saw my son’s wife punch him, so I hit her. Her mom and sister jumped me. My husband was pulling them off when the other husband thought he was attacking them and jumped in, so my son jumped in as well. We won, at least. FML
Today, my father in law drunkenly announced at dinner that he wished my husband had married my best friend. No one stuck up for me. Not even my husband. FML
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alexa9510 1
But what a good husband for sticking up got his wife! (:
ASD_K 11
His dad seems like a bit of an ass. Kudos to your husband for sticking up for you, though! He doesn't deserve to be in prison.
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Comments (122)
caleismyth 5
the dick deserved a lot more than a punch, good man! i have now lost my last bit of confidence in our retarded police force.
kitkattgirl 2
You have a good man there. A good man protects the integrity of his woman. Though it probably shouldn't have gone to blows, he was right to at least stand up for you. It must have taken a lot to punch his own father. I hope you guys stay away from them. Sorry that he's in jail. Hopefully he won't get into further trouble.
deadboyparis 3
Your father in law deserved it. My father in law made remarks about my weight and eating habits when I was pregnant. In laws can be turds.
riceman06 0
Uhmm theres no way he could have been charged with battery because first he attacked his parent and theres a law protecting child to parent violence cases and second battery is only applicable to people he lives with
hateevryone 15
Your so-called father-in-law had it coming.
boz1 3
**** your life? Are you kidding me? Your husband is in jail for your sorry ass. Your lucky you have a guy that would do that. Stop your bitching and shut up.
jv1991 16
I'm sure the fml is not towards her husband but because of the entire chain of events. What he did was beautiful, but now the are separated because he is in and that cannot feel good for either of them.
IPoopedOnU 12
You guys are married, and you are having a baby. What's slutty about that?
Sicilysstallion 2
Your In laws suck
coolbrony12 3
Wow rude parents. But at least when he gets out of jail you'll know he really loves you!
worldclassrager 41
he stuck up for you but beating him up and getting in trouble is a bit much...he diserved to get punched...