Today, after years of bad blood, my husband decided to invite his parents to dinner. After making rude remarks about my pregnancy, his dad eventually muttered that I'm a slut. My husband punched him, his wife called the police, and now I'm all alone while he sits in a jail cell for battery. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I received a call from my husband of 10 years from prison. He sobbed on the phone as he explained to me that his anger got the best of him, and couldn’t control himself. He beat the pulp out of a classmate of his for declining a date with him, and sent her to the hospital. FML
Today, I got married to the man I love even though my whole family told me not to marry him. He got into a drunken fight at our wedding and is now in jail. He apparently won't be getting out any time soon due to charges I didn't know about. FML
Today, my husband ran at me, groaning like a zombie. I was so startled that I screamed, punched him, and started sobbing. Now he won't talk to me because this is 'the first step on the road of domestic violence'. FML
Today, I heard screaming coming from my neighbor's house. Since her husband has a history of abusing her, I called the cops. After they left with him in custody, she called to yell at me because they were "working things out" after "having a few drinks". FML
Today, my scumbag son slapped his girlfriend in front of her family, and her dad picked him up and threw him off a second floor balcony. Good for her dad, he deserved it, but now he's laid up at my place and I have to wipe his ass and listen to him whine. FML
Today, I finally decided to stand up for myself and quit my crappy job working for my abusive father. I gave him a few insults too, to which he reacted by calling the police and claiming I'd threatened to murder him. I spent three hours in jail before they finally let me go. FML
Today, I was eating at a restaurant when a man came up to me and said, "You're pathetic for having lunch with someone that much older than you." My dad immediately got up and punched the man in the face. My fiancé's parents had to walk in the door right as it happened. FML
Today, at a friendly get-together, my friend's husband had too much to drink and got into a fistfight with my husband. I'm seven-and-a-half months pregnant, and the friendly get-together was my baby shower. FML
Today, what started as a family gathering turned into an all-out brawl. I saw my son’s wife punch him, so I hit her. Her mom and sister jumped me. My husband was pulling them off when the other husband thought he was attacking them and jumped in, so my son jumped in as well. We won, at least. FML
Today, my father in law drunkenly announced at dinner that he wished my husband had married my best friend. No one stuck up for me. Not even my husband. FML
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alexa9510 1
But what a good husband for sticking up got his wife! (:
ASD_K 11
His dad seems like a bit of an ass. Kudos to your husband for sticking up for you, though! He doesn't deserve to be in prison.
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Comments (122)
alan831 9
When vigilante justice should be legal...
qwillis98 20
Sry meant to thumb up :( but i agree with u
Louis0785 4
That's sad...
HSOMGF 5
Clearly, this man needs to divorce his parents. Ugh.
ASD_K 11
If only...
Louis0785 4
Is that even possible? I would just not talk to them for a very long time...
Psych101 9
I feel like the term "secede" would work better.
TheMathMajor 26
Disown?
Psych101 9
74- Ah, that's the one we were looking for, thank you. *Mumbles to self* Dammit, Psych, he's a ******* math major and his knows more about english than you do. Idiot!
Psych101 9
163- *She's. Dumbass.
skippymagee 5
She's a **** for being pregnant when you're married? Don't most families do that? Anyways sounds like you've got some fun family reunions headed your way.
zandalee 20
Don't give them another chance for a very long time. They don't deserve you. Once your husband is out of jail don't ring them. Enjoy your new family. You your husband and baby. Good luck OP.
Iniezian 18
For a very long time? Try NEVER!
SneakyCaveman 13
Sometimes it's better to forgive and forget, by which I mean forget to invite your bitchy in-laws to the next family gathering.
77777771 12
That is so incredibly awesome of your husband. What a sweet, dammit.
perdix 31
Is there a UK version of "The Jerry Springer Show?" I'm so relieved that America doesn't have the monopoly on rednecks and hillbillies.
osteobabe 13
The Jeremy Kyle Show; watch and be enlightened.
phatdaddy62 23
149. Thumbs up for your shirt in your profile pic!
CastielJ 6
I would of punched him too. My dad or not.
drawmyhearton_fml 3
Well at least he took your defence, and against his parents at that! Unlike everyone else who submit to this site, you have a good husband who cares about you :)