Today, after years of bad blood, my husband decided to invite his parents to dinner. After making rude remarks about my pregnancy, his dad eventually muttered that I'm a slut. My husband punched him, his wife called the police, and now I'm all alone while he sits in a jail cell for battery. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I received a call from my husband of 10 years from prison. He sobbed on the phone as he explained to me that his anger got the best of him, and couldn’t control himself. He beat the pulp out of a classmate of his for declining a date with him, and sent her to the hospital. FML
Today, I got married to the man I love even though my whole family told me not to marry him. He got into a drunken fight at our wedding and is now in jail. He apparently won't be getting out any time soon due to charges I didn't know about. FML
Today, my husband ran at me, groaning like a zombie. I was so startled that I screamed, punched him, and started sobbing. Now he won't talk to me because this is 'the first step on the road of domestic violence'. FML
Today, I heard screaming coming from my neighbor's house. Since her husband has a history of abusing her, I called the cops. After they left with him in custody, she called to yell at me because they were "working things out" after "having a few drinks". FML
Today, my scumbag son slapped his girlfriend in front of her family, and her dad picked him up and threw him off a second floor balcony. Good for her dad, he deserved it, but now he's laid up at my place and I have to wipe his ass and listen to him whine. FML
Today, I finally decided to stand up for myself and quit my crappy job working for my abusive father. I gave him a few insults too, to which he reacted by calling the police and claiming I'd threatened to murder him. I spent three hours in jail before they finally let me go. FML
Today, I was eating at a restaurant when a man came up to me and said, "You're pathetic for having lunch with someone that much older than you." My dad immediately got up and punched the man in the face. My fiancé's parents had to walk in the door right as it happened. FML
Today, at a friendly get-together, my friend's husband had too much to drink and got into a fistfight with my husband. I'm seven-and-a-half months pregnant, and the friendly get-together was my baby shower. FML
Today, what started as a family gathering turned into an all-out brawl. I saw my son’s wife punch him, so I hit her. Her mom and sister jumped me. My husband was pulling them off when the other husband thought he was attacking them and jumped in, so my son jumped in as well. We won, at least. FML
Today, my father in law drunkenly announced at dinner that he wished my husband had married my best friend. No one stuck up for me. Not even my husband. FML
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alexa9510 1
But what a good husband for sticking up got his wife! (:
ASD_K 11
His dad seems like a bit of an ass. Kudos to your husband for sticking up for you, though! He doesn't deserve to be in prison.
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Comments (122)
Knightchaser27 25
Hopefully your husband won't have to stay in the jail cell for too long.
daps29 11
Not a lot of men that actually stand up for the woman on FML it's a good thing he stood up for you though :)
klx125cross 9
Ohhhholy shit....
anyav3 13
If your husband punched his own father in the face... Well damn girl you have one night in shining armor. He obviously cares a lot for you. It's rare to find someone who would do that.
noisebox 1
Sounds like the unseen episode from the beaverly hillbillies, did it happen on possum day by any chance?
Whistlee 8
Maybe don't invite them to the baby shower o.o
bmbrls 2
I have to say , op"a dad must be a real pr*ck because even though men are men it takes a lot to hit your father physically and emotionally, if it was someone else then sure with out a doubt knock his teeth out but your father is your father so I'm guessing op"s dad really just is a straight Up c*nt and has no respect or love towards his son which I assume is false since he had the decency to have dinner with him. Maybe the wife gets around ? Who knows , my point is what ever the case may be you'r father is you'r father abuse him but never touch the man that brought you up and raised you ..unless you never met him...
robert76 5
Or, you know, don't call your daughter-in-law a **** right in front of your son. Sorry, but I'd deck my dad if he did that too.
ajeppsen 25
How come its the good guys that get put in jail while there are drug dealers and gangs on these streets. I'd probably punch my dad as well if he said that to my girlfriend or fiance.
Sanch101 7
He may have taken the wrong action in that throwing his father out of the house would have been better but I have to respect him for standing up to that scumbag father of his. You are lucky to have him.
neutronflame 1
You're lucky, girl!