Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating. I thought it was hot and asked if I could join in. He threw me a disgusted look and screamed that I’d ruined the whole mood. Now we’re both unsatisfied. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband walked in on me while I was masturbating and watching porn (yes women do it too). Now he thinks I’m unsatisfied with him or our sex life. All I wanted was a quick release. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML
Today, I caught my husband masturbating to porn. I screamed at him and demanded to know why he was masturbating when he has a wife to have sex with. He said, "Because you always reject me?" I was about to yell back when I realized he was right. I'm a terrible wife. FML
Today, my husband decided to surprise me with some "sexy" manscaping. When he took his clothes off, I immediately got drier than the Sahara desert. He was going for "porn star" but instead looked like a prepubescent kid, which immediately turned me off. He then got mad at me for “ruining the mood.” FML
Today, I came home to find my boyfriend playing with himself. He got mad and said I "killed the mood". How? By coming home. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband going down on another woman. Instead of speaking, he looked at me, got up, and slammed the door. FML
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tounces7 28
Your husband has major issues.
BLVCK_DVDDY 7
Is that how you defend being a POS
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RichardPencil 32
Yeah! You're supposed to think it's disgusting and shameful -- that's what makes it hot. Your approval ruined his self-abuse.
Jeremy Strang 7
You're probably joking, but you might actually be right. Why else would he be jerkin' it where she could walk in and catch him?
WintressSoldier37 27
Men are stupid omg
Grizz8831 14
it's a somewhat common fetish, some people enjoy the thought of being caught... but like with most fetishes it simply doesn't live up the what you picture in your mind, or what they would show in ****.
Jaymail 19
After 30 years of a monogamous marriage my Wife all of a sudden was no longer interested in anything sexual. Her body also lost A LOT of its sex appeal. Fortunately I met a girl about my age whose Husband had also lost interest in sex. A sort of “Friends With Benefits” situation. So she and I are actually holding 2 long time marriages together. If I feel like some relief while I’m at home my Wife certainly ISN’T the one to go to for me. If I had to master bate with her by my side she’d gross me out and she’d kill the entire mood.
BLVCK_DVDDY 7
Is that how you defend being a POS
tounces7 28
To be fair here, it shouldn't always be on just one person to open up communication. It's not right what he's doing obviously, but at the same time, it's not right what his wife is doing either. If she's no longer interested in any sort of physical relationship with her husband, it's time for her to move on as well.
Hangryko 32
I'll bet she doesn't want sex with you any longer because she knows you find her repulsive now. Do you even love her anymore? Do yourselves both a favour and divorce her, she deserves better. You are a gigantic ass.
Jaymail 19
I wrote the original statement. It’s really easy for everyone to dis me until they know all the facts. BTW: last March 2020 we celebrated our 10th anniversary of being together. So I’m not worried about being caught. I’ve seen her Husband only from a distance. And I looked like anyone else at the gym. She’s never met my Wife. What ever happened to “ ‘til death do we part”?
Ambrily 27
You're gross, dude.
alex_jaguara 33
Another spouse do you apart. You are an ass, bro.
tounces7 28
When the love dies, that's when you part. Clearly it's died on both sides here. I'm guessing you two are only staying together for financial reasons at this point.
Jaymail 19
You guessed correctly.
Hangryko 32
Jaymail, you're a disgusting excuse of a man and a human being. I hope your wife catches you, sues your balls off, and stomps them right in front of you. It would be more than what you've ever done with them.
theyellowgoose 3
then why are you even still with her?! you sound so full of love for her... ugh.
tounces7 28
Your husband has major issues.
Kent Griffin 3
damn what's wrong with ur husband