Today, after I got in my car in the Walmart parking lot, a creepy man knocked on my window. Since I'm incredibly paranoid and scare easily, I put my car in gear and tore out of there, accidentally hitting another car. Apparently he was returning my phone that I dropped. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I parked my car on the street late at night, when I was distracted by a text message. Some guy then gets in my passenger side. Panicked, thinking I was being robbed, I bolt out of my car bruising my head and dropping my phone onto the pavement. The guy meant to get in the car behind me. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldn't see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML
Today, I left a coffee shop abruptly to go to my car to let out some really bad and loud gas. My window was partly open because it's broken. A stranger was walking on the sidewalk in front of me. He looked terrified. FML
Today, I was leaving Wal-Mart with my daughter when a man was speeding the wrong way in the parking lot. To avoid getting hit, I pulled over to the side. He thought I was going the wrong way. He got out cursing and screaming and punched a dent in my hood. FML
Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML
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Top comments
AmeOwl 0
What on earth made him "creepy"? Try judging people less on their appearance.
liveitupx 0
Who said that the OP was paranoid about getting raped? Being paranoid doesn't mean that your conceited...its just that your afraid of things, like creepy men coming up to your car.
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Comments (86)
Professorx2z 0
Last =p
8trickster8 0
LIAR
cucuto89 0
ydi for being a judgemental bitch. Not every guy is trying to rape you, i bet nobody even wants to touch you you stupid *****
responses 0
I'm pretty sure iv heard this before word for word but with wallet in place of phone
minnieminroe 0
I actually LOL'd to this...L O L!!
Lingonberry668 0
ur not mature enuf to hav a car
acke01 14
#90, And you've probably not ever thought "Hey I'll go to my English lesson!"
GR3453m0nk3y 4
last??
louie111887 0
you should not judge. ydi
Starfire22 5
Guess you overreacted...
namhowell 6
Well better be paranoid than careless. But next time, try to be more calm and judge better? it's walmart, there are people there.
time4coffee 3
Sounds like she was both
GeorgeBoosh 0
And can we see her picture on peopleofwalmart? Time to check LOL
ipwnallmen 10
ahhhhhha hahahahahahahahahahah OWNED
youthink_fml 0
It's one thing to not roll your window down. It's something completely different to hit another car trying to get out. YDI.
tdwprules623 0
it's walmart, you should of expected at least one creepy old guy to come up to your car :)
russianspy1234 11
or you try to it back to er, see hr freak out and run away, and ten you are perfectly morally justified in keeping it.
Tamara2011 0
u agree with # 10 haha and come on your in the car so you could of just drove away if he was trying to rape exspecially since he's old and creepy