Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, I was having breakfast when my mom's boyfriend came and sat right across from me. He didn't try and hide the fact that he was staring at my chest and told me, "Wow, you're getting bigger." I glared at him. He winked at me. FML
Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML
Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML
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Black_Gothic_101 0
i would have been like "well, go suck your momma's then, bitch" and just walk away. second!!
Glennbert 1
Time for a new boyfriend!
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Comments (101)
FockinA 0
you should be with a man that appreciates you.
CallMeHush 1
You know, I just got to thinking. If some girl plays with her boobs in front of me for a minute it is GAME ON. I think your boyfriend might be gay.
x805xUnknown 6
Snick, is a girl?! :O !!
AndreaHaha 0
hahaha that was funny.
TinyVixen 0
if he wasn't staring at them before and didn't stare at them the moment u reached to toucch them u shoulda noticed he wasn't gonna look. YDI. for tryna be a ****
bryceizcold101 0
damn your bf is gay
dunnojonathan 0
Why do people get in fights with people who comment on someone elses misfortune?
cardiojunkie 0
hahahahah lol at everyones cmmts
razorp 0
boob job
mike2003 0
I think we should see them so we can judge...want my email address?
EllyH 0
Let me guess what you replied....