Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride in a paddle-boat. He decided it would be fun to paddle near the fountain. The fountain decided it would be fun to shower me, him and all of our things in filthy, stinking duck water. I had to ride the bus home by myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I wanted to kayak. On the way, I told him I had to go back to our hotel because I needed the bathroom and didn't want a public one to smell. Once back in the elevator at the hotel, it got stuck. For an hour. I pooped myself and had to wait 40 minutes after that for help. FML
Today, my boyfriend's idiotic friend shoved me into a stream so I could be "reunited" with my family, since my name is River. The first thing I saw as I climbed out, soaking wet, was my boyfriend high-fiving his friend. FML
Today, I got into my boyfriend's car having to pee really badly. I accidentally peed everywhere. He kicked me out. I had to walk four miles home in 20 degree weather. In wet clothes. FML
Today, I was on a road-trip with some of my buddies, when we stopped at a gas station. When I opened the door to their bathroom, brown water flowed out, soaking my legs up to my knees. I then spent another 2 hours in an enclosed vehicle. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML
Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML
Today, I stood for half an hour in the rain waiting for my bus. As I started to go inside, my bus turned around the corner and splashed water all over me. The bus driver wouldn't let me on the bus because I was soaking wet and I would "mess up the seats". FML
Today, my car is being repaired, so I had to catch a bus to work. When the bus came, the driver pulled toward the curb and gunned it through a large puddle of water, then pulled away and continued down the road, leaving me soaking wet. FML
Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML
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bozodaone 0
I wonder if ducks have an opposite - FML like website (F your life?) in their little duck land and they have a post about how some filthy stinking humans were trying to take over their fountain so they beat their ass
cookies_for_you 0
Couldn't he have given you a lift home?
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Comments (74)
bebz_fml 0
Aww that sucks.
Repttar 0
YDI for not making him a sandwhich.
junolee 0
duck water ain't to bad...right?
tofuzoo52 0
how bout she shows him her **** instead of making him a sandwwhich?
UrNotFunny 0
and rub his back
ydiftw 0
I'm on a boat mother ****** dont you ever forget :)
boots9491 0
and give him sex..daily
JackRocksSoSuckI 0
aawww love
DGross 8
I have to question why he thought it would be fun to paddle next to a fountain unless he wanted to get you wet, pardon the unintentional pun.. Still, I'm sure he didn't know the water would be so nasty... either way FYL
killerviral 0
10th yes
Peter_File 0
omg. fountains can't think. stupid
BrownSugar_fml 5
my sentiments exactly
reyemrein 0
...beleive me when I say, I ****** a mermaid.....
FYLDeep 26
That fountain is a BAMF.
danielle8D 0
#18-where does it say that she forgot to make a sandwich for her boyfriend?
iceman05 0
#67 who gave you permission to leave the kitchen?? Get back in there and make me a sammich!!
toto365 0
eww ducks poop can be poisonous u know
my_favorite_nyx 0
Let me get this straight...a fountain's whole purpose--its whole existence--is to shoot water directly in the air so that it may shower down in an aesthetically pleasing way. And you thought if you went by it, you would some how be spared from the laws of physics? Thank you for the good laugh, I really needed that. Your stupidity really brightened up my day. XD
whatchutalkinbou 0
lol that sucks 1rst
bebz_fml 0
hahaha no your not
whatchutalkinbou 0
second then. beat me to the punch
Felendris 0
speaking of punches... :D
whatchutalkinbou 0
speaking of punches chris brown and rihanna
meepmerp 20
Speaking of punches, I want to deliver 1 to your face
imjaysaysno 0
it's not the end of the world, lightn up.
asianwolf 2
YES IT IS!!!!! STFU jkjk there are showers for a reason
gandhikip 0
shower? '(o.o) whuzzat?
MadaZer0 8
Well at least you were on a boat! Besides most of the girls I know are usually wet~
taycandy96 2
do u know that pedobear is right behind u
ButterflyBaby 0
that makes no sense
glen12 0
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MermaidSongXOXO 6
*Cough* Are you insulting filthy duck water, OP?
mikeyceroooo 0
yep
junolee 0
*cough* are you emo?
MermaidSongXOXO 6
*Cough* No. Just have a little pride for my home :] (In case you don't get my joke, look at my username)
tristan1001 0
WTF is wrong with being emo?!?!
iheart655 0
@Tarynkd...mcr is good tho(:
wilderraw 0
tarynkd shut up who cares if someones emo
ButterflyBaby 0
tarynkd stfu u prob r some little prep trying 2 be cool *rolls eyes*
Bullet4MyChemaMo 12
YAY!!!!!!MCR!!!!!I am a proud member of the MCRmy ;) Random My chemical romance-related convos FTW! I'm listening to To The End right now :D
KRYPTON1T3 5
mcr is awesome!
lickmyjock 0
Look Perdix, if I known you liked Paddle-Boat rides so much I would of taken you on one. I'm so sorry I guess I was just oblivious. Please take me back?
perdix 31
I love paddleboat rides! Getting sprayed with "filthy duck water" is a small price to pay NOT to have to ride home with you.
bozodaone 0
I wonder if ducks have an opposite - FML like website (F your life?) in their little duck land and they have a post about how some filthy stinking humans were trying to take over their fountain so they beat their ass
gandhikip 0
and then they made that filthy infidel ride back home alone on a bus....
Sun_Kissed18 25
Well did your boyfriend do that on purpose? That sucks, I bet it smelled too lol. I might be a little mad at my boyfriend if he paddled me into duck water
cookie_monster2 0
oooh I'm thirteen too :p jk but OP: that sucks