Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, I was having breakfast when my mom's boyfriend came and sat right across from me. He didn't try and hide the fact that he was staring at my chest and told me, "Wow, you're getting bigger." I glared at him. He winked at me. FML
Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML
Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML
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Black_Gothic_101 0
i would have been like "well, go suck your momma's then, bitch" and just walk away. second!!
Glennbert 1
Time for a new boyfriend!
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Comments (101)
gilbird98 3
Surgery time~
Googolman 29
Everyone who keeps calling him incest for looking at his mom's breasts, for the sake of all that's good, please, shut the hell up. You don't know how he saw. He might of walked in on his mom changing. I have personally seen my mom's breasts, and I just saw them, I didn't stare or pay attention. So everyone, quit being such smartasses.
Googolman 29
And also, breaking up with him would be harsh. It's OP's fault she's an attention *****, and it got so far to the point her boyfriend had to say what he said. You have to realize that the world doesn't revolve around you or your ****, and you seriously need to get a clue that he does not care after ten minutes.
ILoveThaneKrios 1
I'm a 38DD. The OP needs to appreciate being able to squish hers together, because its hard for me to get mine apart. Lol.
snapdragon1100 7
*****. Insecure much if you have to force your boyfriend to state at your boobs when he clearly doesn't want to.
sugarbear0727 19
Wow. I don't even know what to say. You kinda deserve it. I mean, if he didn't look after the first 10 seconds, obviously he didn't want to look at all.
cammy_marie 6
well, at least he smiled...
sharond23 10
What the hell? it seems pretty obvious to me that he's not that into you. and going to those lengths to get his attention is pathetic.
sallygee 9
what the hell is wrong with you? ydi
peterblackmer91 12
Wow. Healthy relationship.