Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, I was having breakfast when my mom's boyfriend came and sat right across from me. He didn't try and hide the fact that he was staring at my chest and told me, "Wow, you're getting bigger." I glared at him. He winked at me. FML
Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML
Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML
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Black_Gothic_101 0
i would have been like "well, go suck your momma's then, bitch" and just walk away. second!!
Glennbert 1
Time for a new boyfriend!
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Comments (101)
alicia_was_here 3
YDI for being an attention *****. you apparently didnt realize your boobs arent that great at all, seeing how he noticed his own mothers before his bratty girlfriend. he didnt look within the first 30 seconds so you should have stopped. your embarrassing yourself.
iraq24 2
somewhat mean but the truth
jussdatkid 0
damn lol
DeedaLynn 3
why is he comparing you to his mama? yuck
frannnyyyyy 0
you should of asked him why he's looking at his mom's ****....
yurifreak8 4
screw him
SSA_fml 0
You deserve it for trying to get attention like that.
cboisen10 1
ydi for having small ****
D_Marquisa1 0
Why must you play with your *******?And then why for TEN MINUTES? If you gotta beg for attention like that then I think you got some issues.
TheMajekalBum 0
Ok, my gf used to try to get my attention the same way....all the time. Got quite old, maybe try something more risqué to get his attention or realize you can't have his attention 24/7. His comment was harsh but clearly ment as a hint to either suggustions I made or atleast along those lines. I also agree with guys not having sex on their mind 24/7, atleast mine isn't. If he likes you he'll show you or tell you. If you have to "fish" for this affermation then move on.
mtc4ever 0
I say break up with him. your bf is supposed to make you feel good about yourself