Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, I was having breakfast when my mom's boyfriend came and sat right across from me. He didn't try and hide the fact that he was staring at my chest and told me, "Wow, you're getting bigger." I glared at him. He winked at me. FML
Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML
Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML
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Top comments
Black_Gothic_101 0
i would have been like "well, go suck your momma's then, bitch" and just walk away. second!!
Glennbert 1
Time for a new boyfriend!
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Comments (101)
Gazoooo 0
quit dating guys that pay attention to their Mom's boobs! -on another note he might be gay if he's got a problem w/ your boobs. Not normal.
Googolman 29
What you said really came out of nowhere. Just because he saw better breasts on his mom than OP means that he's a gay incest pervert? He might of just glanced at his mom by accident, and there are some women who's breat are not very appealing. I think that was an uncalled for thing to say.
Jaguar1234 0
13 I wouldn't say shit cuz from ur pic u ain't got shit either
ButterflyBaby 0
well ur pretty damn ugly!! and u act like a bitch. no guy would EVER put up with you, and u could have major ass boobs.
Anonnamus 0
What are "ass boobs"? I would think that would be popular with the guys. Two of their favorite body parts combined for easier access? I think I want an ass boob, too.
roryriddle 5
wow are you guys really fighting with her on here? you're soooo cool
babybubz 0
LMAO @51
Resquall 0
@51 But what if your ass boobs are situated on your chest? I mean sure, there's the turn-on, but think about taking a dump..
honestlove11 0
hey butterfly where's your pic? get a life loser, quit picking fights on the Internet. you must be in middle school. grow up. snickerdoodles is smart, and def. not ugly. and honestly, bitch is NOT an insult unless you're 12. just sayin.
iota_fml 0
shut up I would bang snickerdoodles
Zills 0
I'd bang snick and 118.
perfect_jenny 0
she needs to be introduced to hair straightners..... or de frizzer, or maybe just a new hair cut because I had that when I was like er..5? she's trying to act like a bitch on here when really she's the lonely library kid, with no friends... :)
laceyanneman 7
And you are a ****^
Srip 0
Maybe his mom can give him that bj too... time for a new boyfriend
Philosophic 0
#18 win.
MrsUchiha 0
Men like to squish women's boobs together, are they young girls who are just discovering their boobs, also?
Resquall 0
Yeah.. >.>
snowman427 0
u should have been naked and then taken pics and posted them. if u wana do that for me I will pay close attention
juliannaaaa 0
uhm pervert?? someone has no life or girlfriend or can't get any
bebz_fml 0
I agree snickerdoodles. Seems a tad strange you were squishing them together in the first place? Anyway, it's not that big of a deal, you'll move on.
juliannaaaa 0
hahahahahahaha
snowman427 0
u laughing at my comment Juliana
juliannaaaa 0
no I'm not I'm laughing at the fml
oneforme 0
you should let him lick your cute little anus and then after u relax just let it open and poop one of your turds into his mouth for good measure
jack8765 0
......even I'm disgusted by what you just said
Fedor_is_KING 0
Damn 31, that's some kinky shit.
rowyourboat 0
ehh ew? that's just sick.
honestlove11 0
you're like a pedofile in training er something.
gooseneckk 0
incest alert
ButterflyBaby 0
totally.