Today, I was wearing my favorite silk sweater, one I actually paid full price for. I sat down in my desk chair to work, and when I tried to get up I felt a strange pull. A corner of my sweater is still stuck in the screw at the back of the chair, the rest is in the trash. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried a polo neck sweater on at a store, and when I tried to take it off, it got stuck halfway over my head. I panicked and tugged harder, only to realize I was now stuck inside, unable to get it off. A store employee finally saw me struggling and came help me. I'm never going back there again. FML
Today, I tried on a tight sweater at the mall. It got stuck halfway over my head, and I couldn’t get it off. I had to shuffle out of the changing room, arms trapped in the air, and ask the clerk for help while blinded by the fabric. FML
Today, I tried on a sweater in a store. It was a bit tight, but I managed to get it on. When I tried to take it off, it got stuck halfway. After several failed attempts, a sales associate had to help me out of it, while other customers watched. FML
Today, I put on what I thought was my "lucky" sweater for a job interview. Halfway there, I noticed my reflection in a car window and realized it was covered in cat hairs of various colors and a faded spaghetti stain from last week that apparently hadn't come out in the wash. FML
Today, as the weather is getting cold, I got my cozy fall sweater out of the closet. I soon realized I had left a candy bar in the pocket sometime last year, and it had melted all over the inside. FML
Today, I fell off my desk chair. Why? I failed to notice that the screws I'd been finding on the floor around my room for the past few months belonged to said chair. FML
Today, I noticed a stray string on a seam of my pants. I started absentmindedly pulling at it thinking maybe I could pull it off. Five minutes later, I realized it looked like I was fiddling with my crotch in the middle of Starbucks. FML
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML
Today, I thought I was clever for doing my laundry while multitasking and making dinner. When I went to transfer my clothes from the washer to the dryer, I discovered that I'd accidentally washed a pack of gum that was in my pocket. The gum had melted into my favorite shirt, and I now have a sticky mess to deal with. FML
Today, while sorting through my clothes, I found one of my ex's old sweaters. After a lot of thought and difficulty, I threw it out. I felt empowered, until my father later rifled through my trash and claimed the sweater for himself. FML
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Se7enz 0
The best time to wear a stripper sweater is all the time... One with a collar, turtle neck, that's the kind.. Cause when you're wearing! That one... special... sweater...
ladidadida 0
everyone's so mean but i understand you. it's devastating.
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Comments (41)
bebz_fml 0
you ruined a sweater, its not that bad..
glen12 0
wow u paid full price for a sweater riped off much rolls eyes*
lickmyjock 0
You need to get laid. After you do you won't really care about your sweater so much.
Cupcaken 0
... don't you allways pay full price? O_o
elenaa_fml 0
I think OP means she usually buys things that are on sale.
MrsUchiha 0
I was gonna' say that too. I think ^ they're right.
time4coffee 3
Does this mean you usually steal your clothes
Str84rumBK 0
#21 number 9 clearly says it may have been
ladidadida 0
everyone's so mean but i understand you. it's devastating.
padlarf 14
Why would you even wear a silk sweater? Surely cotton and wool are much better at keeping you warm?
hausmad1 3
It's a girl thing
alexangel33 18
Silk sweaters are stupid
Se7enz 0
The best time to wear a stripper sweater is all the time... One with a collar, turtle neck, that's the kind.. Cause when you're wearing! That one... special... sweater...
ohsnapjellyfish 0
win.
fogs32 7
I'm pretty sure strippers don't like to wear sweaters....
frenchiek8 1
Can you even have a silk sweater? Silk is a pretty expensive fabric that is not often worn as a knit because people like to show of how shiny it is in things like blouses and dresses. I have never seen a silk sweater. Plus if silk sweaters do exist, if a sweater becomes unraveled, a taylor or seamstress could easily fix it with a picture of the original.
time4coffee 3
They exist and feel heavenly but they are something you need to really be careful with
MrMaD_fml 2
buy yourself a needle and thread and turn it into some silk draws.
Beli_fml 0
ohhhh nooooooo you ruined a sweater?!?!?that you actually paid the amount that you were supposed to pay...? how could you...!!!! gosh. like get over it it's just a sweater....even if it is silk, it's just a sweater.