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Today, I was on my period and I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend. I told him upfront and he responded simply, “I work in a butcher shop, I’m used to having blood everywhere.” FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Sounds like a win to me?

A real man loves his woman every day of the month.

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Sounds like a win to me?

EmDizzle2007 28

women complain about anything.

ArbiterOfFML 24

Ad victorium, sister?

A real man loves his woman every day of the month.

I would love that

wrenavery90 12

I like his attitude.