Today, I went on a date with a guy I met on Tinder. After chatting in a pub, we went for a walk at the nearby marina. He tried to have sex with me bareback behind a lighthouse. FML
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Today, I went on a date with a guy I met on Tinder. After chatting in a pub, we went for a walk at the marina nearby. He tried to have sex with me bareback behind the lighthouse. FML
Today, I had sex with a guy on our third date. We'd just finished having sex and he was blatantly on Tinder right next to me in bed. I literally hadn’t moved yet and he still had a wet boner, and yet he was on Tinder looking for his next hookup. FML
Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who insisted that I go with him to his friend's house party to meet people and socialize, as I'm new to the city. When I got there, I realised he had invited two other girls as his date as well. FML
Today, I went on a Tinder date. Sort of. I got ready and went to the bar he'd chosen. I waited 15 minutes for him to show. We exchanged ”Hellos,” then he said he was going to grab a drink and walked off. He didn’t come back. Damn, was it the way I said, “Hello”? FML
Today, I went on a blind date with a guy. We went back to his place, and after getting it on, he rolled onto his back and told me, "You can put that on your Bumble profile, you got a good dicking" then helicoptered his dick around, thinking it was sexy. I missed the last train, so I walked home after that. FML
Today, I hooked up with a guy on Tinder, but halfway through sex, his wife came home. As I stumbled back into my own house, I realised with my new lingerie and two lots of taxi fares, I’d spent £170 and all it got me was one glass of wine, one mouthful of cum, and a black eye from his wife. FML
Today, I went on a date with this really cute guy from a dating app. He'd set the date and told me where to meet him. We met at a coffee shop, and he was an absolute gentleman. Five minutes after the date, I went to message him that I'd enjoyed myself, only to find he'd blocked me on the app. FML
Today, I saw the guy I met on Tinder and went out with, only to be told “I’m not ready for a relationship, let’s just be friends” out on a date kissing another girl. I interrupted the date to rip him a new one for lying to me, only to be escorted out by the restaurant manager. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who told me his main aim in life is to live alone in an isolated lighthouse. FML
Today, during a Tinder date, the guy spent a solid hour talking about the Tinder date he went on yesterday with someone else. Honestly, I only stayed to the end because the restaurant was excellent. The guy was actually confused when I split the bill and didn’t want to have sex with him. FML
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Top comments
ahabsfan 17
Practise safe sex. Always wear a saddle.
Lucky O'Guin 18
I think he just wanted to share a tinder moment with you.
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Comments (16)
ahabsfan 17
Practise safe sex. Always wear a saddle.
Ellie Mc Ivor 10
key word is "tried"
Lucky O'Guin 18
I think he just wanted to share a tinder moment with you.
Sonotsuave 37
That’s just a new low I’m sorry
GamerChickxoxo 16
Careful now unprotected anal behind a lighthouse could lead to someone getting "shitwrecked" lol
blueknight1st 26
You met him on Tinder, what did you expect?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
If you said no and he persisted, it could immediately become sexual assault if he gets physical/forceful.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Why is it other guys think they're entitled to some action the second a woman smiles at them? I'd hate to think what I'd be like if my brain was wired the same way.
Memnoc 26
It's the same guys that think sending a dick pic is a good idea. For the record, a dick pic is never a good idea!
alidad15 3
How do you know it’s not two guys?
TooTall0231 9
Either you clearly don't know what Tinder is for or you're just ignorant af and use Tinder for dating anyways thinking you'll find prince charming
BurnInDemonFire 39
Some guys can be so disgusting when they think they're entitled to sex. Or even when they don't think it.
tounces7 28
Sounds like a pretty normal Tinder date.
WeirdUS 30
That sucks but Tinder isn't known for being classy.