Today, my biology professor was giving a lecture to everyone and used me as an example. For what? Traits men are repulsed by in potential mates. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and how they are passed on to children. She projected a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. I then joked about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was her baby. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy at the bar and I told him I was a biology major. He promptly said, "NEXT" and moved on to the girl next to me. FML
Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML
Today, while sitting in my Forensic Psychology class, my professor listed all of the main traits that indicate someone may very well be a sociopath. Every single trait described my fiancé perfectly. FML
Today, after complaining that I had nothing to write about in my weekly journal for college, my professor suggested in front of everyone that I should get a girlfriend. FML
Today, my study partner for my biology class didn't go to lecture. Not once has he gone to lecture. I went to almost every lecture. He got better grades than I did. FML
Today, I was in the Student Union when a man a came up to me and asked if I wanted to be in a study to see how men acted differently when working with attractive women. Flattered and taken aback, I agreed. He then told me I would be part of the control group to see how they act around plain looking women. FML
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JuzReading 23
Damn, in front of the whole class? Is your professor completely oblivious to the feelings of others? Sorry OP you had to be subjected to that kind of humiliation.
baseballbv 17
Make him an example of how students are repulsed by teachers.
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JuzReading 23
Damn, in front of the whole class? Is your professor completely oblivious to the feelings of others? Sorry OP you had to be subjected to that kind of humiliation.
Yeshua_fml 19
That HAS to be illegal.
HeyTherexxx 21
There's no law against being a jackass.
NotAWalnut 9
Verbal abuse/assault is against the law, which means legal action can be taken in such cases.
SpunkyyyMonkeyy 10
Teachers give these examples all the time. They are suppose to let you know not to take is seriously, but maybe OP got a little anxious after being used as an example. My ex would do the same sort of stuff.
thesinginguy 18
It actually IS illegal to deprecate a student. Even more so if it is in front of the class.
Yeshua_fml 19
Man, who were the jerks that down-voted me. It was an inoffensive comment.
EpicSquishii 21
People
badluckalex 23
get that asshole fired. you have tons of witnesses!
JennaNGood 21
Not to mention, despite him being a biology professor, this could clearly be presented as a case of sexism and sexual harassment on the part of the professor. This was so ******* uncalled for and disgusts me. A little ironic that the FML is about how OP repulses, when I'm sure with his behaviour, no woman/man would go near him. ******* dick.
Jessj958 19
@ #40, I've never heard a teacher use a student as an example to completely degrade them in front the entire class! Sure, a teacher may use a student as an example, but a professional should never make rude and inappropriate comments about anyone in front of a class. As a parent, I would be furious if a teacher ever disrespected my child like that! Sorry that your teacher is such a dick OP. I would report it!
SuperMew 22
I have had biology professors use me as an example for recessive genes because I am a redhead. He used another as an example because they had brown hair and brown eyes. They never said, "This is an example of someone who is so disgusting no man would ever go near them... and look SCIENCE." If I was Op I would report him to the school board. She should never have been treated like that just because she is not pretty.
cookiegirl1354 5
Wait but she is most likely pretty except the teacher can only see ****** as pretty.
baseballbv 17
Make him an example of how students are repulsed by teachers.
flashback.miss 28
example of what teachers shouldn't do...
damaniii 7
That teacher is a real dicknoggin.
rhysfucker 24
Unprofessional dicknoggin!
Jared900DUmpling 30
Actually he is a professional dicknoggin, he has loads of practice and excels at being one.
alligator729 15
Fml: The place to find New insults when you need them.
Pvt_miller123 3
He took such classes as "Dicknoggin 101" and "being a dicknoggin: for dummies"
skittle_QUEEN_YO 15
Did he google search dicknoggin.com?
HeyTherexxx 21
Wow, I'm so sorry, OP. How rude of him to say that in front of the whole class. Hopefully you can just brush this off. :]
aruden 25
Gotta love teachers, don't worry you will always be someone's type.
emily4040 18
My teacher said something like that to me. His exact words were, "You're single now because you didn't let him have fun, private time with you." I know he didn't mean it that way but still...
sweetest_jenn 18
You should have reported that. He was being very inappropriate.
Mynamewontfi 40
It's weird and somewhat creepy when teachers think saying things like this is appropriate.
valalvax 13
Obviously I wasn't there, but was he trying to say good for you for not being easy?
thisawkwardchick 15
Yeah, I had a teacher that said he wasn't creepy because he "hasn't even touched me creepily YET" to me and my friend in like 5th grade and we just thought how in the world could you expect us to not take that the wrong way?
Quiet_one 22
That's incredibly unprofessional. You should report that kind of behavior.
scubanick 10
Oh meh. All you Americans want to do is report people or sue them!
domolovesyoshi 33
being British I would've reported him too it was highly inappropriate of the professor.
Quiet_one 22
Yeah, I've never made an official complaint about a person, but a professor commenting on a student's sexual attractiveness or lack thereof is way over the line.
kewpiesuicide 29
Maybe he has Aspergers. That would make a lot of sense
cassbird09 12
I hope you reported him. That's so unprofessional.
Sirmrcrowley 12
Were all ugly in our own ways!! No we're not who am I kidding...I've seen some beautiful people on here!! Sorry
meli1195 31
Im guessing you're not one of the beautiful people?