Today, after giving my mother and my girlfriend their Christmas presents, I realized just how similar they looked both in box size and wrapping paper. I noticed after my mother gasped upon finding a vibrator in her box. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML
Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML
Today, my mother-in-law purchased matching Christmas presents for myself and my sister-in-law to open together in front of everyone. Guess who are now the proud owners of matching metal tampon cases. FML
Today, as I was waiting in line to give my mom her birthday present, my dad gave her the exact same gift I'd also bought for her. FML
Today, I finally received the vibrator I ordered online. Too bad they labeled what the item was on the outside of the box, and my dad was the one to pick up the packages. FML
Today, after assuming I'd been scammed, I finally found the vibrator I ordered over 2 months ago. It was in my mom's bedside cabinet. FML
Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I realized that the vibrator we bought got sent to his parents house. He picked it up from them, brought it home, and we discovered that they had already opened the package. They even tried to hide the evidence by re-taping it. FML
Today, I heard my mother and father having sexual intercourse, and I found out that my mother moans the same way as my girlfriend. Guess who I now think about every time my girlfriend moans? FML
Today, we were going around the table, telling everyone what we were thankful for. My girlfriend said she was thankful for her vibrator, because I can't please her like it can. My family thought this was funny. FML
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Top comments
Conasaur 8
Name tags my friend. Name tags.
funnyguy2697 6
why would you give your girlfriend a vibrator?? Isn't that what you're there for?
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Comments (161)
BlueMoonCafe 12
I don't understand how you managed to do that. Double check next time!
LuckyLynx7732 5
Why the hell would you give your girlfriend a vibrator with family in the room? YDI
ADoG07 11
Why would you get your girlfriend a vibrator? Isn't that your job?
heyred 11
Pun intended?
mintypoison 22
Gift and names tags save you from that. I know that they are very easy to come by. c:
vanessa09865 23
You're obviously an amazing well meaning bf. I would've loved to get a vibrator from my boyfriend
MikeM27 6
Your profile picture makes me think your a little young for a vibrator...
carminecris89 13
93 16 is wayyyyyyy to young to think that would be an appropriate gift from a boyfriend.
CharresBarkrey 16
What? 16 is exactly the age girls start getting into that stuff. A vibrator is a much better gift than a baby at that age, just sayin'.
g4m30v3r 11
You couldn't think of anything better for Christmas than a vibrator?? That's a anyday gift, not a "Birth of Jesus" present. No not a holy roller, but that was a lame gift
panda_lou 11
I'm wondering why you would subject your girlfriend to the embarrassment of opening that gift with the family. . .
Charleybelle 14
Why would you give your girlfriend a vibrator? Especially right in front of your mom.. Probably it's a good thing you gave it to your mom. Your girl would've felt totally awkward holding that in the presence of your mother
zahrakhodr 3
Maybe op is a girl and so the vibrator makes perfect sense to gift her girlfriend.