Today, after giving my mother and my girlfriend their Christmas presents, I realized just how similar they looked both in box size and wrapping paper. I noticed after my mother gasped upon finding a vibrator in her box. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML
Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML
Today, my mother-in-law purchased matching Christmas presents for myself and my sister-in-law to open together in front of everyone. Guess who are now the proud owners of matching metal tampon cases. FML
Today, as I was waiting in line to give my mom her birthday present, my dad gave her the exact same gift I'd also bought for her. FML
Today, I finally received the vibrator I ordered online. Too bad they labeled what the item was on the outside of the box, and my dad was the one to pick up the packages. FML
Today, after assuming I'd been scammed, I finally found the vibrator I ordered over 2 months ago. It was in my mom's bedside cabinet. FML
Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I realized that the vibrator we bought got sent to his parents house. He picked it up from them, brought it home, and we discovered that they had already opened the package. They even tried to hide the evidence by re-taping it. FML
Today, I heard my mother and father having sexual intercourse, and I found out that my mother moans the same way as my girlfriend. Guess who I now think about every time my girlfriend moans? FML
Today, we were going around the table, telling everyone what we were thankful for. My girlfriend said she was thankful for her vibrator, because I can't please her like it can. My family thought this was funny. FML
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Conasaur 8
Name tags my friend. Name tags.
funnyguy2697 6
why would you give your girlfriend a vibrator?? Isn't that what you're there for?
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Comments (161)
mbuck87 19
You went full retard. Noone ever goes full retard
caitiebug1119 15
Why would you let your girlfriend open the present with a vibrator in it in front of your mother? Or in front of anyone for that matter?
bloodangel494 1
fail!!!! lol
SweetLuna 10
OMG Priceless. :D
NewFire911 5
Why would you get someone a vibrator for Christmas anyway? But that was funny that your mom had a vibrator in her box... Haha, in her box.
Mami1996 6
Why would you give your girlfriend a vibrator in front of your mother anyways lol
grannygruber 6
Your mom was just shocked you knew she wanted one!
gemmadaws 3
Lame and tiring
fortunelady 17
Weirded out by the amount of people who think vibrators are only for single people/an incredibly thoughtless gift. I would say a lot of GFs would really like that gift and the only thing the OP did wrong was make the gargantuan error of gifting it to his mother instead.
1zar1 10
Awkvard.